As If (2002– )
Sasha: It'll serve him right if his blind date is about sixty.
Alex: Ugh. Like having sex with your mom.
Nikki: Oh, my God, what if it is his mom?
Nikki: Please, stay a little longer. I don't want to hang here with Sooz, people might think I'm a lesbian.
Sasha: Oh, like you've never pretended to be a lesbian to get a guy.
Nikki: Ha, true. All right, go home to Rob. I'll be just fine.
Nikki: it's like I'm addicted, with any guy I go into instant flirt mode.
Sooz: What kind of thing do you do?
Nikki: Okay, for a start, I always laugh really hard whenever they say anything even remotely funny. Then I do a little hair flip. And I always act like whatever they say is the most interesting thing I've heard in my entire life. And always agree, so they don't feel threatened.