Pieces of April (2003) Poster

Katie Holmes: April Burns



  • April Burns : I'm the first pancake.

    Evette : What do you mean?

    Eugene : She's the one you're supposed to throw out.

  • April Burns : Once, there was this day... this one day when... everyone realized they needed each other.

  • April Burns : Please give me my stupid fucking turkey!

  • April Burns : [discussing old-fashioned turkey shaped salt and pepper shakers that Bobby bought]  We had these when I was a kid.


    April Burns : The one time Joy let me hold them she said, "Be careful, they're worth more than you are."

    Bobby : Well, that's terrible.

    April Burns : Next year they were gone.

    Bobby : So, what happened?

    April Burns : A hammer I was holding fell on them.

  • April Burns : Are you Wayne...? Wayne with the new stove...?

  • Eugene : You made boxed stuffing?

    April Burns : Yeah. What's wrong with boxed stuffing?

    Evette : Nothing! I'm sure it's a fine brand.

  • April Burns : Well, the cranberries were easy. I just had to open the can.

    Eugene : [needing support from his wife]  Evette?

    April Burns : [sensing Eugene's outrage]  What? Oh, come on. Everyone likes it from the can.

    Eugene : No one likes it from the can.

  • Tish : There's something I need you to know.

    April Burns : Okay.

    Tish : I never eat anything that has a face.

    April Burns : Oh, don't worry, you won't be eating it, I'll just be using your oven.

    Tish : Yes, but for me, to know that there was once a living, breathing soul...

    April Burns : I'm a vegetarian, I understand.

    Tish : Yes, but I'm a vegan. And even the smell of flesh cooking... I don't think I can help you.

  • Wayne : Do you know that good feeling that often comes from being helpful?

    April Burns : Yes...

    Wayne : I'm not having that feeling here.

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