5.1/10
3,772
80 user 53 critic

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming.

Director:

Lee Demarbre (as Lee Gordon Demarbre)

Writer:

Ian Driscoll
Reviews

On Disc

at Amazon

2 wins. See more awards »

Photos

Learn more

More Like This 

Death Kappa (2010)
Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.5/10 X  

The kappa, in Japanese folklore, are water goblins that are closely associated with a certain town in the country. Unfortunately, the area is also home to a militant splinter group of ... See full summary »

Director: Tomo'o Haraguchi
Stars: Daniel Aguilar Gutiérrez, Matt Alt, Hideaki Anno
Drama | Horror | Thriller
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  

A documentary filmmaker finds himself drawn into the seedy world of a snuff filmmaker with a mysterious dark side.

Director: Douglas A. Raine
Stars: Travis Schuldt, John Savage, Bronson Pinchot
Comedy | Horror | Musical
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

Zombified chickens attempt to kill the fast-food workers that cook them in a restaurant built on an ancient burial ground.

Director: Lloyd Kaufman
Stars: Jason Yachanin, Kate Graham, Allyson Sereboff
Leprechaun 4: In Space (Video 1996)
Comedy | Fantasy | Horror
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 3.5/10 X  

Our deadly leprechaun is in space to woo a beautiful princess who is impressed with his gold and desires to separate him from it.

Director: Brian Trenchard-Smith
Stars: Warwick Davis, Brent Jasmer, Jessica Collins
Robo-geisha (2009)
Action | Comedy | Sci-Fi
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  

After receiving robotic implants, two sisters compete as assassins.

Director: Noboru Iguchi
Stars: Asami, Takumi Saitoh, Naoto Takenaka
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Phil Caracas Phil Caracas ... Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Murielle Varhelyi Murielle Varhelyi ... Maxine Shreck
Maria Moulton Maria Moulton ... Mary Magnum
Tim Devries Tim Devries ... Father Eustace
Ian Driscoll Ian Driscoll ... Johnny Golgotha
Josh Grace Josh Grace ... Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lance Tracy Lance ... Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jones Glen Jones ... Father Alban
Mike Funk Mike Funk ... Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ron Lucky Ron ... Blind Jimmy Leper
Johnny Vegas Johnny Vegas ... Himself
Jeff Moffet Jeff Moffet ... Santos
Ivan Freud Ivan Freud ... Narrator
Erica Murton Erica Murton ... Maggie
Alex Godin Alex Godin ... Father Avellino
Edit

Storyline

The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School. Written by Lee Demarbre <leedemarbre@rogers.com>

Plot Summary | Plot Synopsis

Taglines:

The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!! See more »


Certificate:

R | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

View content advisory »
Edit

Details

Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

15 January 2002 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Jesucristo cazavampiros See more »

Filming Locations:

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

Edit

Box Office

Budget:

CAD 100,000 (estimated)
See more on IMDbPro »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Odessa Filmworks See more »
Show more on IMDbPro »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
See full technical specs »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

The screaming lesbian lady in the lesbian drop off clinic is Lee Demarbre's mother. See more »

Quotes

The Transvestite: Jesus, honey, you're a mess!
Jesus Christ: [weakly] How... did you know... my name?
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

Behold his Glory!
23 March 2003 | by Pope-11See all my reviews

Jesus returns to fight an army of lesbian vampires, atheists, and mad doctor and a confused white guy. Helping him are Mary Magnum and El Santos, the Saint of the Wrestling ring. A mix of funny characters and ridiculous fight scenes make this one of the coolest movies on the planet. If your into weird, sacrilegious humor, this movie is for you!


25 of 32 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you? | Report this
Review this title | See all 80 user reviews »

Contribute to This Page

Stream Comedy Titles With Prime Video

Explore popular comedy titles available to stream with Prime Video.

Start your free trial



Recently Viewed