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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming.

Director:

Lee Demarbre (as Lee Gordon Demarbre)

Writer:

Ian Driscoll
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Phil Caracas Phil Caracas ... Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Murielle Varhelyi Murielle Varhelyi ... Maxine Shreck
Maria Moulton Maria Moulton ... Mary Magnum
Tim Devries Tim Devries ... Father Eustace
Ian Driscoll Ian Driscoll ... Johnny Golgotha
Josh Grace Josh Grace ... Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lance Tracy Lance ... Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jones Glen Jones ... Father Alban
Mike Funk Mike Funk ... Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ron Lucky Ron ... Blind Jimmy Leper
Johnny Vegas Johnny Vegas ... Himself
Jeff Moffet Jeff Moffet ... Santos
Ivan Freud Ivan Freud ... Narrator
Erica Murton Erica Murton ... Maggie
Alex Godin Alex Godin ... Father Avellino
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Storyline

The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School. Written by Lee Demarbre <leedemarbre@rogers.com>

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The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!! See more »


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R | See all certifications »

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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

15 January 2002 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Jesucristo cazavampiros See more »

Filming Locations:

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

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Budget:

CAD 100,000 (estimated)
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Odessa Filmworks See more »
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Color

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1.85 : 1
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Trivia

The character Maxine Schreck is named after actor Max Schreck of Nosferatu (1922) fame. See more »

Quotes

Santo Enmascarado de Plata: He'll have you wrestling midgets in border towns for ten percent of the net.
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References The Kids in the Hall (1988) See more »

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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. Better than Vampires with James Woods.
24 October 2003 | by Rahne_SinclairSee all my reviews

I don't understand the negative comments on this movie. This movie is an undeniable classic. So there isn't hollywood grade acting, gimme a break, it's not supposed to be.

This movie delivers everything it offers to the watchers.

Ass kicking Jesus, Dead Vampires, Lesbians and Laughs.

LOVE IT.


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