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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming.

Director:

Lee Demarbre (as Lee Gordon Demarbre)

Writer:

Ian Driscoll
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Phil Caracas Phil Caracas ... Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
Murielle Varhelyi Murielle Varhelyi ... Maxine Shreck
Maria Moulton Maria Moulton ... Mary Magnum
Tim Devries Tim Devries ... Father Eustace
Ian Driscoll Ian Driscoll ... Johnny Golgotha
Josh Grace Josh Grace ... Dr. Praetorious
Tracy Lance Tracy Lance ... Gloria Oddbottom
Glen Jones Glen Jones ... Father Alban
Mike Funk Mike Funk ... Danny Sabbath
Lucky Ron Lucky Ron ... Blind Jimmy Leper
Johnny Vegas Johnny Vegas ... Self
Jeff Moffet Jeff Moffet ... Santos
Ivan Freud Ivan Freud ... Narrator
Erica Murton Erica Murton ... Maggie
Alex Godin Alex Godin ... Father Avellino
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Storyline

The first testament says "an eye for an eye." The second testament says "love thy neighbour." The third testament KICKS ASS! The filmmaking team that brought you Harry Knuckles and won the "Spirit of Slamdance" prize with Harry Knuckles and the Treasure of the Aztec Mummy ups the ante with this tale of the ultimate action hero: Jesus Christ. The second coming is upon us, and Jesus has returned to earth. But before he can get down to the serious business of judging the living and the dead, he has to contend with an army of vampires that can walk in the daylight. Combining kung-fu action with biblical prophecy and a liberal dose of humour, the film teams the Savior with Mexican wrestling hero El Santos against mythological horrors and science gone mad, and also manages to address contemporary sexual politics. And did we mention that it's a musical? This sure ain't Sunday School. Written by Lee Demarbre <leedemarbre@rogers.com>

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The first testament says "an eye for an eye." - The second testament says "love thy neighbour." - The third testament ... Kicks Ass!!! See more »


Certificate:

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Trivia

The film was shot on weekends during a two year period. See more »

Quotes

Maxine Schreck: Where have all our lesbians gone?
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Connections

Referenced in Visionado obligado: El Vengador Tóxico (2011) See more »

Soundtracks

Jesus
Written by Graham Collins
Performed by Sue Seguin
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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: Jesus........With VAMPIRES!
25 May 2005 | by DjFelixSee all my reviews

JCVH is possibly one of the greatest examples of great movies that suck. JCVH is an awesome movie for this reason. True fans of film and people who have been at the bottom of the game understand what a hassle it can be to work without a budget. This film has some of the cheesiest effects that i've seen, but that is where it scores it's major points. With it's unbelievable amount of originality it's hard to understand how anyone could not want to see this movie. Most cynical reviewers will attack it's lack of 5 star acting, or it's lack of big budget effects, but the true deciding factor in a real fan of cinema's eyes is heart. This movie was scrounged together (For those of you who actually took the time to watch the special features on the DVD) and yet it was a huge favorite at many a film festival. This movie deserve much more credit that it is given, and I am going to see that it gets it.


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Country:

Canada

Language:

English

Release Date:

15 January 2002 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Jesucristo cazador de vampiros See more »

Filming Locations:

Ottawa, Ontario, Canada

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Budget:

CAD100,000 (estimated)
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Production Co:

Odessa Filmworks See more »
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Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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