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Quest for the Egg Salad (2002)

Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!

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Cast

Credited cast:
Jesse Green Jesse Green ... Balfazar
Chris Seaver Chris Seaver ... Duglos the Sak
Tim Ekkebus Tim Ekkebus ... Astrogon - The Goblin King
Teen Ape Teen Ape ... Himself
Casey Bowker Casey Bowker ... Blayu
Lloyd Kaufman ... Gandalfini
Tina Krause ... Nienna
Doug Sakmann ... Goblin King
TeenApe TeenApe ... Teenape
Zafer Ulkucu Zafer Ulkucu ... Orc1
Bob Heckman Bob Heckman ... Orc2 (as Bobby Heckman)
Mark Singleton Mark Singleton ... Baglione
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Brian Singleton Brian Singleton ... Elegant Elliot
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Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!

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One Egg Salad to rule them all, One Egg Salad to find them, One Egg Salad to Bring them all, and in the bathroom Bind them See more »


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Low Budget Pictures

Country:

USA

Language:

English

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$10,000 (estimated)
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9 October 2003 | by jr42602See all my reviews

Easily the best looking Chris Seaver movie to date. Egg Salad still has a laugh every other second like previous productions, but without so much sexual perversity (save the awesome opening scene). The acting is decent, the production design has some thought put into it and the make-up effects are outstanding. This riff on LOTR is no-budget, which is part of its charm, as are all of Chris Seaver's movies. Finally, here is a guy who chose to DO SOMETHING instead of sitting on his couch wishing he had the money to make a picture. Every one of this man's movies is proof, if you want to be a filmmaker, then get off your butt and do it. You don't need money! Just a camera, some friends, and a sense of humor. Instant art! I will be looking forward to the next LBP release with great anticipation. And maybe one day I'll be able to see one in a theater! With teenape as my date!


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