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Quest for the Egg Salad (2002)

Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!

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Chris Seaver

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Chris Seaver
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Credited cast:
Jesse Green Jesse Green ... Balfazar
Chris Seaver Chris Seaver ... Duglos the Sak
Tim Ekkebus Tim Ekkebus ... Astrogon - The Goblin King
Teen Ape Teen Ape ... Himself
Casey Bowker Casey Bowker ... Blayu
Lloyd Kaufman ... Gandalfini
Tina Krause ... Nienna
Doug Sakmann ... Goblin King
TeenApe TeenApe ... Teenape
Zafer Ulkucu Zafer Ulkucu ... Orc1
Bob Heckman Bob Heckman ... Orc2 (as Bobby Heckman)
Mark Singleton Mark Singleton ... Baglione
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Brian Singleton Brian Singleton ... Elegant Elliot
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Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!

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USA

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$10,000 (estimated)
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Enbarrassingly bad.
8 May 2007 | by myrotheSee all my reviews

This was the worst movie I've ever seen. The beginning was childish (and gross) and was totally unrelated to the film. The budget is beyond low. A guy in a 25 cent rubber monkey mask?, scenes shot in someones basement?

I thought it might be good as a parody, but its not even smart enough to be that. Basiclly its a bunch of people (whos maturity stopped around age 12) trying to throw as many dick jokes as they can into a non existent plot.

I mean this looks like a video a bunch of drunk teens made on a Friday night. I cant see enjoying a second of this unless you are seriously immature, and drunk. This is like a 3rd grade fart joke told over and over.

Not even good enough to be enjoyed as a bad movie. Pathetic and shameful.


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