Quest for the Egg Salad (Video 2002)

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Cast

Credited cast:
	Jesse Green	...	Balfazar
	Chris Seaver	...	Duglos the Sak
	Tim Ekkebus	...	Astrogon - The Goblin King
	Teen Ape	...	Himself
	Casey Bowker	...	Blayu
	Lloyd Kaufman	...	Gandalfini
	Tina Krause	...	Nienna
	Doug Sakmann	...	Goblin King
	TeenApe	...	Teenape
	Zafer Ulkucu	...	Orc1
	Bob Heckman	...	Orc2 (as Bobby Heckman)
	Mark Singleton	...	Baglione
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	Brian Singleton	...	Elegant Elliot

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Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!

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Official Sites:

Low Budget Pictures

Country:

USA

Language:

English

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Budget:

$10,000 (estimated)

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Runtime:

60 min

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Color

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15 June 2006 | by satellitepictures – See all my reviews

I will say that this movie is probably the best one that has either Teen Ape or Bonejack in it. But before you go ahead and get your hopes up, let me tell you that every other movie they have out (under Low Budget Pictures) is horrible. The absolute worst. So with that in mind let's review this little romp in the woods. Chris Seaver has no talent, so keep that in mind. This film manages to be halfway funny because I have seen it last compared to his other films, which like I said before were horrible, unwatchable and just a bunch of friends getting together with no plot and making inside jokes to each other. The Goblin King is a recycled Filthy Mcnasty that actually works in this movie. Teen Ape is taken away from being one of 3 on screen due to other players, so that helps keep the crap level down. And Chris Seaver plays a dual role so Bonejack is kept at a minimum too. Leaving the rest of the flick to be not so bad. Not great or even good, but not so bad. A little more thought could have went into "sets", at one point the goblin king is on his thrown in which looks like someone's basement (I believe it is a barn though). C'mon guys, at least hide the buckets and crap! And at one point in the woods filming you can see a jogger in the background quite clearly without zooming in. The rest of the cast does a moderate job and the 2 elf girls provide some brief eye candy (they are cute girls). So if you MUST see something from Splatter or Low Budget Pictures, make this the ONE you see. You'll thank me. 1.5 out of 10

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