Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!
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Jesse Green | ... | Balfazar |
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Chris Seaver | ... | Duglos the Sak |
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Tim Ekkebus | ... | Astrogon - The Goblin King |
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Teen Ape | ... | Himself |
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Casey Bowker | ... | Blayu |
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TeenApe | ... | Teenape |
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Zafer Ulkucu | ... | Orc1 |
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Bob Heckman | ... | Orc2 (as Bobby Heckman) |
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Mark Singleton | ... | Baglione |
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Brian Singleton | ... | Elegant Elliot |
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Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!
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This was the worst movie I've ever seen. The beginning was childish (and gross) and was totally unrelated to the film. The budget is beyond low. A guy in a 25 cent rubber monkey mask?, scenes shot in someones basement?
I thought it might be good as a parody, but its not even smart enough to be that. Basiclly its a bunch of people (whos maturity stopped around age 12) trying to throw as many dick jokes as they can into a non existent plot.
I mean this looks like a video a bunch of drunk teens made on a Friday night. I cant see enjoying a second of this unless you are seriously immature, and drunk. This is like a 3rd grade fart joke told over and over.
Not even good enough to be enjoyed as a bad movie. Pathetic and shameful.