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Quest for the Egg Salad (2002)

Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!


Chris Seaver

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Credited cast:
Jesse Green Jesse Green ... Balfazar
Chris Seaver Chris Seaver ... Duglos the Sak
Tim Ekkebus Tim Ekkebus ... Astrogon - The Goblin King
Teen Ape Teen Ape ... Himself
Casey Bowker Casey Bowker ... Blayu
Lloyd Kaufman ... Gandalfini
Tina Krause ... Nienna
Doug Sakmann ... Goblin King
TeenApe TeenApe ... Teenape
Zafer Ulkucu Zafer Ulkucu ... Orc1
Bob Heckman Bob Heckman ... Orc2 (as Bobby Heckman)
Mark Singleton Mark Singleton ... Baglione
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Brian Singleton Brian Singleton ... Elegant Elliot


Journey with us now to Central Earth and follow the misadventures of young Balfazar and friends as they set out on a quest to retrieve the sacred "egg salad"!

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15 June 2006 | by satellitepicturesSee all my reviews

I will say that this movie is probably the best one that has either Teen Ape or Bonejack in it. But before you go ahead and get your hopes up, let me tell you that every other movie they have out (under Low Budget Pictures) is horrible. The absolute worst. So with that in mind let's review this little romp in the woods. Chris Seaver has no talent, so keep that in mind. This film manages to be halfway funny because I have seen it last compared to his other films, which like I said before were horrible, unwatchable and just a bunch of friends getting together with no plot and making inside jokes to each other. The Goblin King is a recycled Filthy Mcnasty that actually works in this movie. Teen Ape is taken away from being one of 3 on screen due to other players, so that helps keep the crap level down. And Chris Seaver plays a dual role so Bonejack is kept at a minimum too. Leaving the rest of the flick to be not so bad. Not great or even good, but not so bad. A little more thought could have went into "sets", at one point the goblin king is on his thrown in which looks like someone's basement (I believe it is a barn though). C'mon guys, at least hide the buckets and crap! And at one point in the woods filming you can see a jogger in the background quite clearly without zooming in. The rest of the cast does a moderate job and the 2 elf girls provide some brief eye candy (they are cute girls). So if you MUST see something from Splatter or Low Budget Pictures, make this the ONE you see. You'll thank me. 1.5 out of 10

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