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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 3 December 2003 (Norway)
Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

Director:

Chris Matheson

Writers:

Chris Matheson (story), Ryan Rowe (story) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview:
Michael Weston ... Kenny
Diedrich Bader ... My-ik
Chris Parnell ... Du-ug
Tyler Labine ... Croker
Elden Henson ... Ron
Beth Grant ... Sheila
Missy Yager ... Penny
Phil LaMarr ... Vel-Dan
Joel McCrary ... Mr. Breen
Michael McShane ... Rabirr
Martin Spanjers ... Jimmy
Jacob Franchek Jacob Franchek ... Steve
NiCole Robinson ... Gail
Andrew Bilgore ... Clerk
Peter Sherayko ... Counselor
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Storyline

My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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Taglines:

Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

3 December 2003 (Norway) See more »

Also Known As:

Zwei Trottel aus dem All See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA

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Budget:

$500,000 (estimated)
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?

Goofs

Tory Spelling's character played a major role in this movie, yet her name is not in the credits. A fake name appears next to the name of her character. See more »

Quotes

[repeated line]
My-ik: This is not a problem!
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Connections

Featured in Troldspejlet: Episode #33.7 (2005) See more »

Soundtracks

Evil Alien Conquerors
Written by Chris Matheson
Performed by Martha Davis
Produced by David Sutton
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You were looking for a plot?!
17 September 2004 | by vattenpojkeSee all my reviews

This is one of the funniest intentional grade B movies ever made. If you are looking for a serious plot, you need a life. True, they thought of about ten funny things and then strung them together with other stuff. I bought it for ten bucks at Blockbuster and I'm keeping it. Just like this comment box in which I have to have ten lines for it to count and be listed on the website, I am stringing together some serious comments with other stuff just so I can fill out the form. There were spans of minutes where I waited in vain for humor, then suddenly something subtle would happen and I would be laughing so hard I was crying. Go rent this movie. Then buy it. It's worth every penny. Actually it's worth both pennies.


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