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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | 3 December 2003 (Norway)
Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.

Director:

Chris Matheson

Writers:

Chris Matheson (story), Ryan Rowe (story) | 1 more credit »
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Cast

Cast overview:
Michael Weston ... Kenny
Diedrich Bader ... My-ik
Chris Parnell ... Du-ug
Tyler Labine ... Croker
Elden Henson ... Ron
Beth Grant ... Sheila
Missy Yager ... Penny
Phil LaMarr ... Vel-Dan
Joel McCrary ... Mr. Breen
Michael McShane ... Rabirr
Martin Spanjers ... Jimmy
Jacob Franchek Jacob Franchek ... Steve
NiCole Robinson ... Gail
Andrew Bilgore ... Clerk
Peter Sherayko ... Counselor
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Storyline

My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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Taglines:

Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

3 December 2003 (Norway) See more »

Also Known As:

Zwei Trottel aus dem All See more »

Filming Locations:

California, USA See more »

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Budget:

$500,000 (estimated)
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Goofs

Tory Spelling's character played a major role in this movie, yet her name is not in the credits. A fake name appears next to the name of her character. See more »

Quotes

My-ik and Du-ug: [repeated description of their swords] "They are imbued with Kabijjian magnificence!"
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Connections

Featured in Sven Uslings Bio: Evil Alien Conquerors (2019) See more »

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Written by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Performed by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Published by FreePlayMusic (BMI)
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The cow will pay for it's insolence!
2 February 2004 | by writeright1See all my reviews

Du-ug and My-ik come to earth with their swords to cut off the heads of every person on earth... in less than three days.

My-ik: Not a problem!

In attempting to do their job, they have to deal with cows, alcohol, unibrows and other problems they didn't expect.

My-ik: Not a problem!

I found this movie surprisingly funny. I hesitated to watch it at first, but as it featured Diedrich Bader, I gave it a chance and I'm glad I did.

The writer/director, Chris Matheson, wrote both Bill & Ted movies and he again managed to take what seemed like a weak premise and managed to make movies that still would be funny after repeated viewings. Matheson wisely let the actors and story speak for themselves rather than pad the movie with exploitive nudity or needless profanity.

The cast ranged from serviceable to good. I was particularly impressed with the actor who played Croker, who had to deliver all his lines at the top of his lungs. I would have liked to seen more of Michael McShane, Rabirr, who was so funny on his stint on the British version of "Who's Line Is It Anyway?"


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