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Evil Alien Conquerors (2003)

Inept beings from the planet Kabijj land on Earth and attempt to behead all of its beings and take over the planet.


Chris Matheson


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Cast overview:
Michael Weston ... Kenny
Diedrich Bader ... My-ik
Chris Parnell ... Du-ug
Tyler Labine ... Croker
Elden Henson ... Ron
Beth Grant ... Sheila
Missy Yager ... Penny
Phil LaMarr ... Vel-Dan
Joel McCrary ... Mr. Breen
Michael McShane ... Rabirr
Martin Spanjers ... Jimmy
Jacob Franchek Jacob Franchek ... Steve
NiCole Robinson ... Gail
Andrew Bilgore ... Clerk
Peter Sherayko ... Counselor


My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed? Written by Daynera

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Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials


Comedy | Sci-Fi

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue | See all certifications »

Parents Guide:

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Release Date:

3 December 2003 (Norway) See more »

Also Known As:

Zwei Trottel aus dem All See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA


Box Office


$500,000 (estimated)
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Technical Specs

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


The last shot of the movie is a long, pull-away shot from high above the actors. As the camera pulls further back, the branches of a tree that were snagged by the camera equipment and cherry-picker abruptly snap into view as the equipment passes by and releases them. See more »


Du-ug: My-ik?
My-ik: Yes, Du-ug?
Du-ug: Do you like Smirnoff Ice?
My-ik: No.
Du-ug: Me neither... I wonder if there's any more left in the refrigerator?
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Featured in Troldspejlet: Episode #33.7 (2005) See more »


Written by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Performed by Robin L. Klein and Scott Schreer
Published by FreePlayMusic (BMI)
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freaking best movie ever made by humans...maybe it isn't even humans who made it, cause its so awesomely beyond our understanding of comedy
25 April 2005 | by XBradsRuca824XSee all my reviews

OK, to the insolent bastard above, I will TELL you why why why why...because it is the most amazing thing ever and you simply can not see its amazingness. Honestly, its hilarious, its better than Napoleon Dynamite and it just didn't get enough attention for some unknown reason. I mean, I feel like a better person after watching this, I do! I feel renewed, like I was baptized into the church of E.A.C. To all of you reading this, all I have to say is see it....all of you....now....it is possibly the best thing ever created by mere human beings and captured on film. So stop wasting time...go see it right this instant...are you still reading this? You Shouldn't be! Go! Rent it! Hurry!

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