Lenny Henry: Shrunken Head
Stan Shunpike : What did you say your name was again?
Harry : I didn't.
Stan Shunpike : Well, whereabouts are you headed?
Harry : The Leaky Cauldron! That's in London.
Stan Shunpike : D'you hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron, that's in London.
Shrunken Head : Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! If you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!
Shrunken Head : [while the Knight Bus is compressing itself to squeeze between two buses] Why the long faces?
Shrunken Head : Mind your head!
Stan Shunpike : [on the Knight Bus with Harry, who is looking around] Come on, come on, move on!
[clears throat, gives Harry a ticket, and knocks on the window next door]
Stan Shunpike : Take her away, Ern.
Shrunken Head : [next door] Yeah! Take it away, Ernie! It's going to be a bumpy ride!
[Ernie starts up the Knight Bus and drives it quite quickly while things slide back and forth]
Shrunken Head : Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Shrunken Head : [to Harry] What did you say your name was again?
Harry : I didn't!
Stan Shunpike : Well, whereabouts are you headin'?
Harry : The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.
Stan Shunpike : Did ya hear that, Ern? The Leaky Cauldron. That's in London.
Shrunken Head : Ah, the Leaky Cauldron! Hey, if you have the pea soup, make sure you eat it before it eats you!
Harry : But the Muggles! Can't they see us?
Stan Shunpike : Muggles? They don't see nothing, do they?
Shrunken Head : No, but if you jab them with a fork they feel it!
Shrunken Head : Ernie, little old lady at twelve o'clock!
[bus stops for old lady to cross, while Harry smashes into the window]
Shrunken Head : Ten... Nine... Eight... Seven... Six... Five... Four... Three... Three and a half... Two... One and three quarters, yes!
[little old lady finally passes and bus moves on]