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Never Say Never Mind: The Swedish Bikini Team (2003)

NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the ... See full summary »

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Buzz Feitshans IV (as Frederick Feitshans IV)
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Bruce Payne ... Mr. Blue
John Rhys-Davies ... Hakim
Vendela Stjernstrom ... Herself (as Vendela)
Cecilie Bull ... Gunnel
Asa ... Herself
Erika ... Herself
Dyan Keenan ... Leather Nun
Anthony Brophy ... Sean
Vincent Marzello Vincent Marzello ... Joe Datson
Janet McCabe ... Double Oh
Andy Dennehy Andy Dennehy ... Karl
Raj Ghatak ... Abdul
Ken Samules Ken Samules ... Raul de Leon
Nick Brimble ... Gustav
Denis Lill Denis Lill ... Peter Bigg
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NEVER SAY...NEVER MIND, the SWEDISH BIKINI TEAM find themselves in London at BUCKINGHAM PALACE receiving British Orders of Chivalry. But first, they must locate and destroy a copy of the infamous Los Alamos hard drive. Meanwhile, HELGA is missing in action in AMAZONIA and gets her Damehood in absentia. The other TEAM MEMBERS think that their next stop will be a leisurely yacht cruise and an appearance at the International Bikini Team Federation (IBTF) Open, where they will be judging the contest. Little do they know that intrigue, adventure, portable nuclear devices, a mutant yeast strain and danger in high places awaits. Written by John Mars

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Country:

UK

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 August 2003 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

The Mysterious Mr. Blue in Never Mind See more »

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Budget:

$5,000,000 (estimated)
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Dolby Digital

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Sexiest "Bond-ish" song EVER!
23 June 2007 | by ctmdSee all my reviews

My favorite thing about the movie was the soundtrack! It's got a sexy James Bond feel to it. I know it's insane to give a movie an excellent review just for the soundtrack, but it is THAT good! The movie is kinda funny, but totally for guys. It's basically half naked girls running around, saving the world...which is kinda fun. There are some VERY FUNNY "guy lines" like "The four words most guys hate to hear from women...WE NEED TO TALK!" How funny is that?! How true is that!!!! This movie is like a sinful, frightening look into a man's mind. Also, the martial arts the Swedish Bikini Team used was totally cool. An interesting tidbit I learned is that the girls are actually expert marksmen.


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