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All Babes Want to Kill Me (2005)

PG-13 | | Comedy, Romance | 4 July 2006 (Turkey)
A Martial Artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway.


Colin Miller


Colin Miller

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Cast overview, first billed only:
Colin Miller ... Vatchel Cho
Gianni Lazuli Gianni Lazuli ... Shang Cho
Alex Cain Alex Cain ... Marina Green
John F. Schaffer ... Ling Cho
Sara Litz Sara Litz ... Volina
Michael Yama ... Mr. Cho
Bridget Ellen Bridget Ellen ... First Marina
Zena Leigh ... Second Marina
Silvia Spross ... Third Marina
Katy Magnuson ... Fourth Marina
Phi Vu Phi Vu ... Phi the Attorney
Kurt Nelson Kurt Nelson ... Kurt the Attorney
Patricia Place Patricia Place ... Elderly Marina
Steve Mallory Steve Mallory ... Retarded Man
Rhoden Skyles Rhoden Skyles ... The Chef


A martial artist, afflicted with a disease that makes beautiful women want to kill him, goes on a suicide mission to find true love anyway. Written by <HighCottonFilms@aol.com>

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Comedy | Romance

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for violence, crude humor, sex and drug content | See all certifications »






Release Date:

4 July 2006 (Turkey) See more »

Also Known As:

Kill Me Blonde See more »


Box Office

Opening Weekend USA:

$2,250, 18 February 2005, Limited Release
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Did You Know?


Shang's car, the gold convertible Cadillac, was called the Shang Mobile. See more »


Mr. Cho: If you are cruel to American wife, she sleep with all manner of salesmen... this, I learn *hard* way.
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Crazy Credits

From the High Cotton Films logo they push through the image of the animation of the woman standing in the field of cotton and dissolve into the movie with a moving shot through the desert. See more »


Hitoni Yasashiku
Written by Koumoto Hiroto
Performed by The Blue Hearts
Courtesy of Juggler Company Limited
Under license from Gingham Music Publishers, Inc.
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God I love this film!
30 January 2007 | by okbxrSee all my reviews

Yes, I know this movie is stupid, REALLY stupid, but I find it really funny.

I saw the trailer, avoided it and then I was convinced into watching it at my friends house after she bought the DVD. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. I mean laughing so hard I couldn't breathe laughing I think what makes the film so great is that it is so aware of how stupid it is, unlike most modern comedies which thinks we laugh at any old thing. I quote this film, "she sleep with all manner of salesmen!" There is not much to say about this film either you'll like it and laugh your butt off or hate it and think it is the death of cinema.

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