THE DIRECTOR WOULD LIKE TO THANK:
God - Who still seems to be a fan of mine. And vice versa.
Jenny - The proof that God's still a fan. I love you so, so much, my muse.
Scott - Love you too. You're the James Brown of film, dude.
Mom - Thanks for raising me right.
Harley - The original Jersey Girl.
Gail and Byron - The Glue.
Philbert - aka Mosier Junior.
Laura - She who makes it all happen.
Lehrman - An A.D. so good, he was practically the D.
Vilmos - The master of light.
Ben - You were flat out brilliant.
George - Funny, smart, and a great actor. It's just not fair.
Liv - My new favorite actress. You elevated Maya.
Raquel - Kid, you're a star.
Jen - Who inspired Ben to greatness and while being great herself.
Root and Starr - The mid-life Jay and Silent Bob.
Biggs - You've now lived down the Pie.
Betty - The best teacher the kids could have.
Will - I love you all the way to the moon and back down to the dirt.
The Crew - The true filmmakers.
Carol - For riding shotgun.
Sue - For grace under pressure.
Charlie - For our third act show-stopper.
Jon G. - Officially Miramax, unofficially View Askew. You're the fourth
Beatle, dude.
Harvey - For an excellent suggestion.
Phil - My deal-maker and friend.
Sloss - The legal eagle.
Pierson - Who keeps me honest.
Mas - For support from day one.
Sondheim - For "Sweeney" in both our movie and real life.
The Boss - For lending us his art. Twice.
Stevie, Aimee, Ben, and Pete - For flick-defining tunes.
Joey, Zack, and Donald - For lots of Crystal Light, Baja Fresh chicken, and
smoke runs.
Carol - Who keeps me rolling in dough.
Ming - The Architect.
Chappy - My merch partner in crime.
The City of Philadelphia - For being great hosts.
The Town of Paulsboro - For the locations and the street.
The Town of Highlands - For giving a fat kid a nice place to grow up.
And the Tabloids - For nothing.
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