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Play-Mate of the Apes (2002)

Unrated | | Comedy, Sci-Fi | Video 26 February 2002
Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

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John Bacchus

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John Bacchus, Debbie Rochon (written with) | 2 more credits »
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Erin Brown ... Commander Gaylor (as Misty Mundae)
Darian Caine ... Uvula
Debbie Rochon ... Dr. Cornholeous
Anoushka ... Lt. Pushkintucushkin
Sharon Engert Sharon Engert ... Lt. Fornication
Shelby Taylor Shelby Taylor ... Barbarian Queen
Dan Schwab Dan Schwab ... Ape with pink fur
John Bacchus John Bacchus ... Captain Laid (as Zachary W. Snygg)
Terry M. West Terry M. West ... Ape Soldier #1
John Brady John Brady ... Ape Soldier #2
Larry Wellman Larry Wellman ... Ape Lieutenant
E.J. Mays E.J. Mays ... Ape
Kriss Kross Kriss Kross ... Ape
Stephen Steel Stephen Steel ... Ape
Bill Leighton Bill Leighton ... Ape
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Three sexy astronauts crash land on a planet where apes rule. They attract the attention of human-friendly scientist Dr Kweera and the wild woman Uvala and soon unbridled female lust threatens ape society.

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Show us your primates!

Genres:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Certificate:

Unrated
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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

26 February 2002 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Play-Mate of the Apes See more »

Filming Locations:

Stockholm, New Jersey, USA

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Sound Mix:

Mono

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Trivia

Producer Michael Raso was in the telecine room with colorist Bruce Goldstein conducting the film transfer when the session was stopped by the terrorist attacks on the USA of 11 September 2001. See more »

Quotes

Dr. Cornholeous: Doctor Queera, bring your tap shoes. We're going dancing!
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References The Wizard of Oz (1939) See more »

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12 November 2003 | by TheGreenSagaSee all my reviews

I was at my sister's house in Queens, staying the night, and I happened to be browsing through the channels. Cinemax, forever known as Skinemax, happened to be playing this movie.

It was.... interesting.

I happened to stay tuned throughout most of the film, every once in a while just finding the need to shut it off and read George Gipe's adaptation of Gremlins.

It was funny, and I'm being honest. It was so ridiculous that it was pretty funny. The guys in the ape suits were so incredibly cheesy that they made no effort to cover it up. There's a scene at the end where one of the girl puts on one of the ape masks, just so anyone at home who hasn't figured it out already will know that they are only masks.

So there were sex scenes, then apes talking, then more sex scenes, then apes dancing, then more sex scenes, then apes fighting.

You will not find much pleasure in this movie unless you have a severe Furry fettish.

The best part of the movie was the disco-ball spaceship at the end. I mean, come on. You can't beat that. It's just funny. They didn't even spend any time bluescreening it. It was just a disco ball matted onto the background with some sort of blue light around it.

If you're a porno addict, then I guess enjoy yourself (but not too much), but beware of guys in ape suits.

If you like bad movies, then watch this right after you watch Manos and Plan 9.


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