[a couple deciding on where to go on a holiday]
Man: All right, I'll stick a pin on this map and wherever it lands, that's where we'll go.
[sticks pin]
Woman: Siberia.
Man: Too cold.
[sticks pin]
Woman: Sahara Desert.
Man: Okay new rule, it's got to be somewhere that can sustain human life.
[sticks pin]
Woman: The Indian Ocean.
Man: Okay, it's got to be a place where we can stand on.
[sticks pin]
Woman: Canada.
Man: We've been there.
[sticks pin]
Woman: China.
Man: No beaches.
[sticks pin]
Woman: Portugal
Man: Don't fancy it.
[sticks pin]
Woman: France.
Man: Too predictable. Can I be honest? I want to go to Hawaii.