Asia Argento: Yelena
Yelena : I've been undercover here for two years.
Xander Cage : Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?
Yelena : There was no plan. A year and a half ago, Intelligence gets reorganized, and I stop getting orders. They forget about me. And I did what I must to survive. You understand?
Xander Cage : What do I understand? I've been an agent for a week.
Yelena : Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
Xander Cage : Never again?
Yelena : I lied.
Yelena : Do you know what a wire transfer is?
Xander Cage : Is she for real. Sweetheart is there anything else you need to do, let us big boys have a conversation.
Yelena : Conversation. A word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats.
Xander Cage : Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.
Yelena : I want immunity from prosecution, asylum in the U.S., and citizenship.
Xander Cage : How bout a condo in South Beach and a rich boyfriend?
Yelena : Those I can get for myself.
Xander Cage : I wish I had a video camera.
Yelena : What are you talking about?
Xander Cage : 'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick.
[after kissing Xander Cage]
Yelena : Did you enjoy that?
Xander Cage : Yes.
Yelena : Good, because it will never happen again.
Yelena : [photographing Yorgi's safe] You're not supposed to be in here.
Xander Cage : I was on the way to the bathroom. What's your excuse?
Yelena : [pulls a gun on him] I don't need an excuse.
Xander Cage : [grabs her arm with the gun and she pulls out a second gun] You're good.
[gets her other arm, making her defenseless]
Xander Cage : But not that good.
Yelena : Yorgi knows you're an agent. Kirill is waiting out front with his rifle.
Xander Cage : [turning to look] Where?
Yelena : Don't look. There's a back door.
Xander Cage : Yeah, but if I go out the back, they'll know you warned me.
Yelena : If you go out the front, he'll put a bullet in your eye.
Xander Cage : [looking around the room and getting an idea] You still packing?
Yelena : Always.
Xander Cage : Get ready to use it.
Yelena : What's your plan?
Xander Cage : He's still in love with you, right?
Yelena : Yeah.
Xander Cage : Well, he's not gonna fire 'til he's got a clear shot.
Yelena : That's your plan?
Milan Sova : Did you think you could just walk into the spy business one day and have all the angles figured out?
Xander Cage : So what are you gonna do, shoot me?
Milan Sova : Uh-huh. Where do you want it? In the head, to be quick? Or in the chest for an open casket, so I can see your heart?
Xander Cage : Can I think about it?
[bullets rip through the door, killing Sova]
Xander Cage : [seeing Yelena come in] What the hell are you doing?
Yelena : I heard you talking. I could tell where you were in the room.
Xander Cage : So you don't like foreigners, do you?
Yelena : No, you're a pig.
Xander Cage : What about your boyfriend? Is he a pig, too?
Yelena : You tell me. You should recognize one of your kind. Now, tell me about the cop.
Xander Cage : What would you say if I told you I'm not who you think I am? That I could get you out of the mess that you're in?
Yelena : Really? And what mess am I in?
Xander Cage : The mess that makes you sneak around the castle when everyone's asleep. That mess. The cop?
[showing her one of Shavers' tranq darts]
Xander Cage : See this? It's called a blood-splatter dart. The impact's real, but it's harmless. Red paint, mostly.
Yelena : Why?
Xander Cage : I'm a secret agent.
Yelena : [laughing] Oh.
Xander Cage : [she continues to laugh] Are you sure you don't want to embarrass me?
Yelena : Oh, come on.
Xander Cage : What's so funny about that?
Yelena : I mean, look at you.
Xander Cage : I work for the NSA.
Yelena : Oh, you're funny, you know that?
Yelena : What do you want from me?
Xander Cage : I need to know more about Anarchy 99.
Yelena : You want to know about Anarchy 99?
Xander Cage : Yeah.
Yelena : Well, you've seen the girls, the clubs, the parties.
Xander Cage : Mm-hmm.
Yelena : What you don't see is what goes on during the day. There's been a lot of activity in the last year. People coming in and out. Russian scientists.
Xander Cage : Well, what are they up to?
Yelena : I don't know. They go in the basement, and I'm not allowed in.
Xander Cage : Now's a good time for you to get invited.