Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (2002) Poster

Fiona Shaw: Aunt Petunia



  • Uncle Vernon : I'm warning you. If you can't control that bloody bird, it'll have to go.

    Harry : But she's bored! If I could only let her out for an hour or two...

    Uncle Vernon : [chuckles]  So you can send secret messages to your freaky little friends, no sir.

    Harry : I haven't had any messages... from any of my friends. Not one all summer.

    Dudley Dursley : Who'd want to be friends with you?

    [nudges Harry out of way] 

    Uncle Vernon : I should think you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby. We've given you the food at our table, you even have Dudley's second bedroom, clearly out of the goodness of our hands.

    Aunt Petunia Dursley : [as Dudley tries to steal some cake]  Not now, Popkins! It's for when the Msons are on.

    Uncle Vernon : Which should be any minute!

    [gestures everyone towards him] 

    Uncle Vernon : Now, let's go over our schedule once again, shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be-?

    Aunt Petunia Dursley : In the lounge, waiting to welcome them graciously to our home!

    Uncle Vernon : Good. And Dudley, you will be-?

    Dudley Dursley : [in an accent]  I'll be waiting to open the door.

    Uncle Vernon : Excellent!

    [he, Aunt Petunia, and Dudley walk toward Harry] 

    Uncle Vernon : And you?

    Harry : I'll be in my bedroom. Making no noise and pretending I don't exist.

    Uncle Vernon : Too right you are. This could well be the biggest day of my career. And you will not mess it up.

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