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The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy (TV Series 2001–2007) Poster

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Billy: Why, Grim? Why do the good die young?

Grim: Well, usually because I get confused.

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[Billy and Mandy have been discussing Billy's fear of clowns, which Mandy has called "pointless"]

Billy: Mandy, you have to believe me! The clowns want to take over and become the dominant species! They will

[shouts at the top of his lungs]

Billy: Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all! Destroy us all!

Billy: [sitting at his desk in class with his fellow students]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [at the chalkboard, attempting to solve a math problem]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [at his locker in the hallway]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [In Biology class, dissecting a frog]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [on the swingset at recess]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [in the lunch line]

[calmly to the lunch lady]

Billy: I'll have the chicken

Billy: [sitting at the lunch table with Mandy and Irwin]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [doing sit-ups with the other kids in gym class]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [in the Boy's bathroom, we see Billy's feet underneath a closed stall]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

Billy: [getting off the bus with Mandy]

[shouting]

Billy: Destroy us all!

[he walks home off screen, still shouting]

Mandy: [annoyed] That's it!

[pours Grim, piece by piece, out of her backpack]

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Billy's Mom: Oh sorry, Billy. We weren't laughing AT you, we were laughing WITH you.

Billy's Dad: I was laughing AT you.

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[repeated line]

Fred Fredburger: Yes!

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Mandy: [holding a knife and fork at the show's intro] If you really are what you eat, I should become you by morning.

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Grim: [to irwin] Don't Make me go Evil on your...

Irwin: [interrupting] ... As I was saying...

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Grim: Why does the fate of humanity always end up in the hands of an idiot?

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Hoss Delgado: Give it to us straight, Goodburger. Is our little Remus...

Mandy: Billy.

Hoss Delgado: ...Billy, on the bullet train to Smartsville, or is he riding the slow pony to the rubber forest?

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Billy: Ask me a question. Give me a challenge.

Grim: Who developed the theory of relativity?

Billy: That is a trick question, Grim; everyone knows fruit bats are mammals.

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Billy: [whispering] Hey, Irwin, you gots any gum?

Irwin: [looking into his backpack] Well, I have a plum, a drum, even a tiny chum no bigger than my thumb... but no gum, yo.

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Mandy: [In the Intro] It is not enough to succeed.

[Dark voice]

Mandy: Others must fail!

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Grim: One little, two little, three headless teddy bears. Four little, five little, six headless teddy bears. Seven little, eight little, nine headless teddy bears. Half a million to go.

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Hector Con Carne: I'm not even on this stupid show any more!

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Mandy: [on show intro] I missed you...

[pulls out a laser cannon]

Mandy: ... but my aim is improving.

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Mandy: [on show intro] Evolution takes no prisoners.

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Eris: Who wants punch? Oh, I do!

[grabs the punch bowl and sticks her face in it]

Eris: Open the pod bay doors, Hal!

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Eris: Care for some trout?

[hits Principal Goodvibes with a trout]

Principal Goodvibes: Um... why did you hit me in the face with a trout?

Eris: Because the mackerel wasn't fresh.

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[regarding Eris, who is kissing Hoss Delgado]

Grim: I can't believe I used to have a crush on her, back when she was in that "Valley Girl" phase.

Mandy: I think we'd all like to forget that phase.

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Billy: I'm a poet, and I didn't even know that I had the ability that I might be!

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Mandy: [on show intro] This statement is false!

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Jeffrey the Spider: Hey, Dad.

Billy: [frightened] Get away!

Jeffrey the Spider: I've got some big news to tell you. I just laid thousands of eggs. You know what that means?

Billy: Aah!

Jeffrey the Spider: Yep, you're going to be a grandpa!

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Mandy: [on show intro] Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law!

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Grim: [Commercial] I am the Grim Reaper, ruler of the Underworld! Or at least I was, until I met Billy and Mandy.

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