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Mean Machine (2001)

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A soccer star jailed for assault leads a group of inmates in a match against prison guards.

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(earlier screenplay "The Longest Yard"), (screenplay) | 2 more credits »

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Cast overview, first billed only:
... Danny Meehan
... Doc
... Governor
... Burton
... Massive
... Trojan
... Ratchett
... Charlie Sykes
... Tracey
... Billy the Limpet
... Bob Likely
... Monk
Martin Wimbush ... Z
David Reid ... Barman
David Cropman ... Second Barman
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Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them. Game on...... Written by James Phillips

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Not Your Usual Suspects See more »

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Comedy | Crime | Drama | Sport

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for language and some violence | See all certifications »

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26 December 2001 (UK)  »

Also Known As:

A Máquina  »

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Box Office

Budget:

£2,500,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

£1,573,594 (United Kingdom), 30 December 2001, Limited Release

Opening Weekend USA:

$16,870, 24 February 2002, Limited Release

Gross USA:

$92,770

Cumulative Worldwide Gross:

$7,310,206
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Trivia

Danny played for England. In real life despite being born in England, Vinnie Jones chose to play for Wales, qualifying through his Welsh grandfather. See more »

Goofs

In two scenes immediately before he is asked by Danny, whether he wants to play with them, the monk can be seen participating in the training. See more »

Quotes

[after Ketch quite deliberately trods on Ratchett's knee]
Danny Meehan: Right, Ketch, just be subtle.
Ketch: Which one's he, then?
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References Tarzan the Ape Man (1932) See more »

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You're Driving Me Crazy
Written by Walter Donaldson
Performed by Bob Brozman
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Rage Against The Machine
1 June 2008 | by See all my reviews

Based on Keenan Wynn's 'The Longest Yard', Fletcher adds Brit wit to the screenplay as Skolnick directs a splendid film. Of course the story isn't anything new (like most sports flicks) but the humour brings out the charm. The characters are fun to watch and funnily enough the actors have famously starred in Guy Ritchie films. It's as if they were in prison for the crimes they committed in those films. But, just to avoid any misconception, this isn't a crime-flick and it's very different from the Ritchie films, both in style and content. One doesn't have to be a football fan to enjoy it as the entertainment value is universal. The football match sequence was hilarious and if only the real matches were half entertaining! All the actors do a fine job but it is Vinnie Jones who carries the movie and it's nice to see him as a guy who gets beaten up in comparison to the tough guy roles he's typecast in. Overall, this is a fun little film, not one to be taken too seriously.


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