The Agency (2001–2003)
A.B. Stiles: You know, my daddy told me "When you go to war, always carry an American gun. That way, if you're captured, you tell them 'When my grandfather went to Germany to fight the Nazis, he carried this pistol, and it never jammed on him once.' And then you tell them 'When my father went to Vietnam to fight the Cong, he carried this pistol, and it never jammed on him once.' And while you're telling them this
[pulls a Glock from an ankle holster]
A.B. Stiles: you shoot them with an Austrian gun and come home alive.
[about Lex and his computer]
A.B. Stiles: Are you going to go on withdrawal if you're away from that thing for too long?
Lex: Yup. And you wouldn't like the drooling and twitching.
Joshua: I'm sorry, the Art Department is fresh out of invisibility paint.
Robert Quinn: This is an espionage organization, Ms. Fabrizzi. Informing is what we do.