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Teenage Caveman (2002)

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Teens encounter people, who, after being used as guinea pigs for the experimental testing of a virus can live forever in a post apocalyptic world.

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Larry Clark
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Complete credited cast:
Andrew Keegan ... David
Tara Subkoff ... Sarah
Richard Hillman ... Neil
Tiffany Limos ... Judith
Stephen Jasso ... Vincent
Crystal Celeste Grant Crystal Celeste Grant ... Elizabeth (as Crystal Grant)
Shan Elliot ... Joshua
Hayley Keenan ... Heather
Paul Hipp ... Shaman
David Stifel ... Tribal Leader
Rob Hill Rob Hill ... Caveman Guard
David Monzingo David Monzingo ... Puppeteer (as Dave Monzingo)
Joe Reader Joe Reader ... Puppeteer
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In a post-apocalyptic future mankind is lives in a prehistoric manner. After killing his father for sexually assaulting his girlfriend, the son of a tribal leader runs away with a group of his teenage friends. They are taken in by Neil and Judith who introduce them to the vices outlawed by their tribes namely sex and drugs.Neil and Judith, however, are genetically altered indestructible mutants who have their own plans for the future of the human race. Written by The Wolfkin

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The future sucks.


Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexuality, substance abuse, language, and violence - all involving teens | See all certifications »

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Trivia

The TV movie is a remake of Teenage Cave Man (1958). See more »

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Quotes

Judith: How did the song go? Looking forward to a little "afternoon delight?"
Vincent: I want some delight!
Neil: They don't know what you're talking about, Judith. That's one good thing about the end of the world. No more easy listening.
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Remake of Teenage Cave Man (1958) See more »

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Where Eagles Dare
Written by Glenn Danzig
Performed by The Misfits
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User Reviews

The producer thought "Forget the plot, there's nudity!"
31 March 2004 | by filmfreak-5See all my reviews

Oh yeah...what WERE they thinking. This film offers absolutely NO plot, it is obvious that director and producers just thought "Well, if we just show plenty of female nudity, nobody will realize that there IS no story!"..

I KNOW this is a b-movie, and I have a huge love for those, but THIS could not even quality as a Z-movie, I'm actually reluctant to call this nothing more but a badly produced softcore porno-flick..

Man.. If you like movies that makes just a LITTLE sense, stay clear of this. Bad effects, horrible acting - you would actually think they simply picked the "actors" who were willing to drop all thier clothes, and then forgot that their TALENT was totally absent....that's a way to make a career aswell, I suppose...good for them, bad for all the rest of us watching..

In these times were scripts are very hard to get produced, you wonder how a piece of garbage like this could slip through....someone must have had a period of incredibly poor judgment..

-10/10


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

2 July 2002 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Teenage Caveman See more »

Filming Locations:

California, USA See more »

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Dolby Digital

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Color

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1.78 : 1
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