Mr. Deeds (2002)
John Turturro: Emilio Lopez
Emilio : I fear you are underestimating the sneakiness, sir.
Emilio : You're fired. You're fired. You're fired. You, sir, you are definitely fired.
Cecil Anderson : I'd like to stay. I think I can do some good around here.
[Emilio looks at Deeds, who nods in approval]
Emilio : Okay, not fired. But tomorrow morning, you will let me change your socks.
Cecil Anderson : [Weirded out] Okay.
Emilio : Usually, when you are black out drunk you don't dream... or so I read.
[Deeds' poem is printed on greeting cards all over the state]
Babe : "Hard to breathe / Feels like floating..."
Reuben : "So full of love my heart's exploding..."
Emilio : [stroking a beautiful woman] "Mouth is dry / Hands are shaking..."
Cecil Anderson : [seated next to Kitty on a bench] "My heart is yours for the taking..."
Nazo, the Italian Delivery Man : [stroking a cat] "Acting weird / Not myself..."
Jan : "Dancing around like the Keebler elf..."
Longfellow Deeds : "Finally time / for this poor schlubb / To know how it feels to fall in lub."
Emilio : Here are some aspirins, Mr. Deeds. They make your head seem smaller.
Emilio : That is my mother's name... That is my birth date... That is my MONEY?
[Lopez fires everyone on the board, and is about to fire Cecil Anderson... ]
Longfellow Deeds : Ah, hold on a moment. Allow him to hang around a little longer. He can do a good job if you give him the chance.
Emilio : Very well...
Emilio : I shall expect you at seven tomorrow morning, so that I can change your socks.