Porn about sexual harassment in the workplace, sort of
The mistitled SWEET TEMPTATIONS is an amateurish, pointless porn exercise, typical of the lower end product resurrected in Something Weird's Dragon Art Theatre Series (this one on Vol. 173).
It opens with Beethoven to a disco beat accompanying our blonde heroine Pam giving an eyes-closed "I couldn't care less" blow job to a Shaun Costello type boss. The cheap office set, harsh lighting, money shot in the face format is typical of gutter porn.
Turns out she has to suffer such ignominies or lose her low-paying secretarial job. Her cute roommate is doing the dishes when Pam gets home & takes a shower. She masturbates in the shower as a wailing sax plays and then masturbates on her bed to sweet music. Roommate enters, and lesbian sex ensues: cunnilingus and plenty of split beaver closeups. A disco version of "Lullaby and Goodnight" plays, pretty horrible.
Pam has a date with bearded, shaggy haired Bob and kindly invites Pam along for a sexual threesome. This is accompanied by light jazz. Bob has invited a couple of friends over, and soon we have Tom (Herschel Savage, only recognizable cast member) and Cathy joining in the XXX fray. Cathy reminded me of Dianne Galke, but I couldn't make a positive ID.
There's no attempt here to simulate a real movie, just to string as much mechanical sex together as a short feature will allow. Ad libbing is dull and the excuse for a plot is introduced and just as quickly dropped: phone rings and mean boss Mr. Biggs predictably requests that Pam come over to take dictation on her day off.
Pam's roommate puts her foot down, and says she'll fix the boss once and for all. Pam and Tom (Savage) drive off in a Mercedes (oh, the wages of porn -must have been the anonymous producer's ride) and have outdoor sex while roomie invites boss over. We see roomie & boss undress but there's no followup -the vast mystery of how Mr. Biggs is to get his comeuppance is left hanging. Perhaps I'm the only person on Earth who cared??
Savage, a porn stalwart who's made over 1,000 feature films & latterly videos, shows what he's made of by delivering three money shots, two of them in quick succession, as he shtupps all three of the actresses. IMDb credits YES band member Jon Anderson with several songs pirated on the soundtrack, but all I heard was the drek mentioned above.
1 of 1 people found this review helpful.
Was this review helpful to you?
| Report this