Lilo & Stitch (2002)
Daveigh Chase: Lilo
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Quotes
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Hula Teacher : Lilo, why are you all wet?
Lilo : It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...
Hula Teacher : "Pudge" is a fish?
Lilo : And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!
[whispering]
Lilo : Do you know what tuna *is*?
Hula Teacher : Fish?
Lilo : [hysterical] It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!
Hula Teacher : Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?
Lilo : [calmly] Pudge controls the weather.
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Lilo : Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!
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Lilo : You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?
[Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room]
Lilo : Wow. San Francisco.
[Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car]
Stitch : [as car passengers] "Eeeeeek! Save me!"
Lilo : No more caffeine for you.
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Lilo : I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face...
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Lilo : [explaining the death of her parents to Stitch] It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.
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Lilo : A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
[Pushes Nani out of her room]
Lilo : Can't you go any faster?
Nani : Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
[Nani begins to fall on Lilo]
Lilo : No, it's not!
Nani : Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!
Lilo : You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?
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Nani : Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Nice to meet you.
Lilo : Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : I'm a special classification.
Lilo : Did you ever kill anyone?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?
Lilo : I'm adjusted.
[Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back]
Lilo : I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...
[Nani pumps her fist in triumph]
Lilo : and get disciplined?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Disciplined?
Lilo : Yeah! She disciplines me real good.
[Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture]
Lilo : Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Bricks?
Lilo : Uh huh... in a pillow case...
Nani : Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.
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Lilo : This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.
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[Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth]
Stitch : Merry Christmas.
Jumba : It's not Christmas.
Stitch : Happy Channukah!
Jumba : It's not Channukah!
[Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house]
Lilo : We're leaving Stitch?
Pleakley : Trust me, this is not gonna end well!
Jumba : One potato!
Stitch : Two potato!
Jumba : Three potato!
Stitch : Four!
Jumba : Five potato!
Stitch : Six potato!
Jumba : Seven potato more!
Stitch : My...
Jumba : mother...
Stitch : told...
Jumba : me...
Stitch : you...
Jumba : are...
Stitch : ...it.
Jumba : Ha! I win!
[gun explodes in his hands]
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Lilo : We're a broken family, aren't we?
Nani : No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.
Lilo : We're sisters. It's our job.
Nani : Yeah, well, from now on...
Lilo : I like you better as a sister than a mom.
Nani : Yeah?
Lilo : [on the verge of tears] And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?
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Lilo : Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.
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Lilo : Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Aliens are all about rules.
Grand Councilwoman : You look familiar.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : CIA. Roswell. 1973.
Grand Councilwoman : Ah, yes. You had hair then.
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Nani : Oh, you are such a pain.
Lilo : Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?
[she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room]
Nani : At least a rabbit would behave better than you!
Lilo : Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!
Nani : And quieter!
Lilo : You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!
[Lilo slams her bedroom door]
Nani : [screaming] Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!
Lilo : I'm already in my room!
[Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed]
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Lilo : [Stitch is tearing one of her paintings] No, that's from my blue period!
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Lilo : [Nani is taking Stitch outside] He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?
Nani : He hasn't been here that long!
Lilo : Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.
[Nani stops]
Lilo : "Ohana" means family. Family means...
Lilo , Nani : ...nobody gets left behind.
Lilo : Or...?
Nani : ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.
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Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Heard you lost your job.
Nani : Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...
[Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a book]
Nani : Hey!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : What is that?
Lilo : That's my puppy.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Really?
[Adjusts neck]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?
Nani : Perfectly.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?
Lilo : Uh... yes?
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : New job. Model citizen.
[Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off]
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Good day.
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Lilo : [praying] It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.
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Lilo : [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates] My friends need to be punished.
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Lilo : Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!
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Rescue lady : You have to think of a name for him.
Lilo : His name is... "Stitch."
Rescue lady : But that's not a real name...
[Nani gesturing "NO"]
Rescue lady : in... Iceland. But here it's a good name! "Stitch" it is.
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Lilo : Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!
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Lilo : [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion] One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.
Nani : [runs to take Lilo] Oh, Lilo.
[Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door]
Nani : Please don't do this.
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You know I have no choice.
Nani : No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You're making this harder than it needs to be.
Nani : But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!
Mr. Cobra Bubbles : [points to the exploded house] IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.
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Lilo : Leave me alone to diiiiie.
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Myrtle Edmonds : [regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her] Does this look infected to you?
Lilo : Yeah!
Myrtle Edmonds : You'd better not have rabies.
Girl : If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...
Lilo : Are you playing dolls?
[the others hide their dolls]
Myrtle Edmonds : You don't have a doll.
Lilo : [pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack] This is Scrump.
[other girls gasp in horror]
Lilo : I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...
[notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump]
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Lilo : [to Nani] You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!
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Lilo : I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.
Myrtle Edmonds : That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw!
other girls : Yeeaahh!
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Lilo : Oh, my camera's full again!
[Lilo holds up a Kodak film camera to Nani and then points towards the wall closest to her bed. Lilo has made a large collage of photographs of morbidly obese tourists on the beaches of Hawaii, and there are over a hundred that nearly take up the entire wall]
Lilo : Aren't they beautiful?
[Nani makes a face, looking creeped-out]