Lilo & Stitch (2002) Poster

(2002)

Daveigh Chase: Lilo

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Quotes 

  • [Stitch is running away] 

    Lilo : "'Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though.

    [looking at her picture of her dead parents] 

    Lilo : I remember everyone that leaves.

  • Hula Teacher : Lilo, why are you all wet?

    Lilo : It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...

    Hula Teacher : "Pudge" is a fish?

    Lilo : And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!

    [whispering] 

    Lilo : Do you know what tuna *is*?

    Hula Teacher : Fish?

    Lilo : [hysterical]  It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!

    Hula Teacher : Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?

    Lilo : [calmly]  Pudge controls the weather.

  • Lilo : Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

  • Lilo : Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?

    Nani : Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

    Lilo : I knew it!

  • Lilo : You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?

    [Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room] 

    Lilo : Wow. San Francisco.

    [Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car] 

    Stitch : [as car passengers]  "Eeeeeek! Save me!"

    Lilo : No more caffeine for you.

  • Lilo : I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face...

  • Lilo : [Sitting at a table with Stitch]  David! I got a new dog!

    David : Auwe... You sure it's a dog?

    Lilo : Uh huh... He used to be a collie before he got ran over.

  • Lilo : Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

    David : She thinks it's fancy?

  • Lilo : [explaining the death of her parents to Stitch]  It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.

  • Lilo : A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!

    [Pushes Nani out of her room] 

    Lilo : Can't you go any faster?

    Nani : Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!

    [Nani begins to fall on Lilo] 

    Lilo : No, it's not!

    Nani : Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!

    Lilo : You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?

  • Nani : Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Nice to meet you.

    Lilo : Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : I'm a special classification.

    Lilo : Did you ever kill anyone?

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?

    Lilo : I'm adjusted.

    [Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back] 

    Lilo : I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...

    [Nani pumps her fist in triumph] 

    Lilo : and get disciplined?

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Disciplined?

    Lilo : Yeah! She disciplines me real good.

    [Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture] 

    Lilo : Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Bricks?

    Lilo : Uh huh... in a pillow case...

    Nani : Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.

  • Lilo : This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

  • [Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth] 

    Stitch : Merry Christmas.

    Jumba : It's not Christmas.

    Stitch : Happy Channukah!

    Jumba : It's not Channukah!

    [Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house] 

    Lilo : We're leaving Stitch?

    Pleakley : Trust me, this is not gonna end well!

    Jumba : One potato!

    Stitch : Two potato!

    Jumba : Three potato!

    Stitch : Four!

    Jumba : Five potato!

    Stitch : Six potato!

    Jumba : Seven potato more!

    Stitch : My...

    Jumba : mother...

    Stitch : told...

    Jumba : me...

    Stitch : you...

    Jumba : are...

    Stitch : ...it.

    Jumba : Ha! I win!

    [gun explodes in his hands] 

  • Lilo : We're a broken family, aren't we?

    Nani : No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.

    Lilo : We're sisters. It's our job.

    Nani : Yeah, well, from now on...

    Lilo : I like you better as a sister than a mom.

    Nani : Yeah?

    Lilo : [on the verge of tears]  And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

  • Nani : We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?

    Lilo : Like a lobster!

    Nani : Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!

  • Lilo : Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.

  • Lilo : Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Aliens are all about rules.

    Grand Councilwoman : You look familiar.

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : CIA. Roswell. 1973.

    Grand Councilwoman : Ah, yes. You had hair then.

  • Nani : Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me!

    Lilo : No!

    Nani : No, you don't understand?

    Lilo : No!

    Nani : No, what?

    Lilo : Noooo!

    [slumps down on the floor] 

  • Nani : I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.

    Lilo : Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.

  • Nani : Oh, you are such a pain.

    Lilo : Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?

    [she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room] 

    Nani : At least a rabbit would behave better than you!

    Lilo : Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!

    Nani : And quieter!

    Lilo : You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!

    [Lilo slams her bedroom door] 

    Nani : [screaming]  Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!

    Lilo : I'm already in my room!

    [Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed] 

  • Lilo : You came back.

    Stitch : Nobody gets left behind.

  • Lilo : It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.

    [Stitch throws a convulsive fit] 

    Lilo : Are you okay?

  • Lilo : Don't leave me, okay?

    Stitch : Okay.

  • Lilo : [Stitch is tearing one of her paintings]  No, that's from my blue period!

  • Lilo : [Nani is taking Stitch outside]  He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?

    Nani : He hasn't been here that long!

    Lilo : Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.

    [Nani stops] 

    Lilo : "Ohana" means family. Family means...

    Lilo , Nani : ...nobody gets left behind.

    Lilo : Or...?

    Nani : ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.

  • Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Heard you lost your job.

    Nani : Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...

    [Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a book] 

    Nani : Hey!

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : What is that?

    Lilo : That's my puppy.

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Really?

    [Adjusts neck] 

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?

    Nani : Perfectly.

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?

    Lilo : Uh... yes?

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : New job. Model citizen.

    [Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off] 

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Good day.

  • Lilo : Hello? Are there any animals in here?

    [Stitch appears] 

    Lilo : Hi!

    Stitch : H... h... hi!

    [Hugs her] 

    Lilo : Wow!

  • Lilo : [praying]  It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.

  • Lilo : [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates]  My friends need to be punished.

  • Lilo : Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!

  • Rescue lady : You have to think of a name for him.

    Lilo : His name is... "Stitch."

    Rescue lady : But that's not a real name...

    [Nani gesturing "NO"] 

    Rescue lady : in... Iceland. But here it's a good name! "Stitch" it is.

  • Lilo : Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!

  • Lilo : [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion]  One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.

    Nani : [runs to take Lilo]  Oh, Lilo.

    [Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door] 

    Nani : Please don't do this.

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You know I have no choice.

    Nani : No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You're making this harder than it needs to be.

    Nani : But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!

    Mr. Cobra Bubbles : [points to the exploded house]  IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.

  • Lilo : Leave me alone to diiiiie.

  • Myrtle Edmonds : [regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her]  Does this look infected to you?

    Lilo : Yeah!

    Myrtle Edmonds : You'd better not have rabies.

    Girl : If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...

    Lilo : Are you playing dolls?

    [the others hide their dolls] 

    Myrtle Edmonds : You don't have a doll.

    Lilo : [pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack]  This is Scrump.

    [other girls gasp in horror] 

    Lilo : I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...

    [notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump] 

  • Lilo : [to Nani]  You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!

  • Lilo : I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.

    Myrtle Edmonds : That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw!

    other girls : Yeeaahh!

  • Lilo : Oh, my camera's full again!

    [Lilo holds up a Kodak film camera to Nani and then points towards the wall closest to her bed. Lilo has made a large collage of photographs of morbidly obese tourists on the beaches of Hawaii, and there are over a hundred that nearly take up the entire wall] 

    Lilo : Aren't they beautiful?

    [Nani makes a face, looking creeped-out] 

  • [after they wipe out while surfing] 

    Lilo : What happened?

    Nani : Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.

  • Nani : I'm all about saving people...?

    Blonde Lifeguard Woman : Actually, I do think we have an opening.

    Nani : Really?

    Lilo : OK, this is it. Time to bring it all together.

    Nani : Oh, that'd be so great! You have no idea how badly I need this job.

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