Lilo & Stitch (2002)

Daveigh Chase: Lilo

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Quotes 

• [Stitch is running away] 

  Lilo : "'Ohana" means "family." "Family" means "no one gets left behind." But if you want to leave, you can. I'll remember you though.

  [looking at her picture of her dead parents] 

  Lilo : I remember everyone that leaves.

• Hula Teacher : Lilo, why are you all wet?

  Lilo : It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich...

  Hula Teacher : "Pudge" is a fish?

  Lilo : And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said 'a tuna sandwich'. I can't give Pudge tuna!

  [whispering] 

  Lilo : Do you know what tuna *is*?

  Hula Teacher : Fish?

  Lilo : [hysterical]  It's fish! If I give Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination! I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... stinkin' tuna!

  Hula Teacher : Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important?

  Lilo : [calmly]  Pudge controls the weather.

• Lilo : Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw!

• Lilo : Did you lose your job because of Stitch and me?

  Nani : Nah. The manager's a vampire. He wanted me to join his legion of the undead.

  Lilo : I knew it!

• Lilo : You know, you wreck everything you touch. Why not try and make something for a change?

  [Stitch builds a city out of what he finds in Lilos room] 

  Lilo : Wow. San Francisco.

  [Stitch begins to destroy the city like the monster in "Earth vs. the Spider", picking up a toy car] 

  Stitch : [as car passengers]  "Eeeeeek! Save me!"

  Lilo : No more caffeine for you.

• Lilo : I'm sorry I bit you... and pulled your hair... and punched you in the face...

• Lilo : [Sitting at a table with Stitch]  David! I got a new dog!

  David : Auwe... You sure it's a dog?

  Lilo : Uh huh... He used to be a collie before he got ran over.

• Lilo : Don't worry. She likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.

  David : She thinks it's fancy?

• Lilo : [explaining the death of her parents to Stitch]  It was raining, and they went for a drive. What happened to yours? I hear you cry at night. Do you dream about them? I know that's why you wreck things, and push me.

• Lilo : A falling star... I call it! Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!

  [Pushes Nani out of her room] 

  Lilo : Can't you go any faster?

  Nani : Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!

  [Nani begins to fall on Lilo] 

  Lilo : No, it's not!

  Nani : Is too, Lilo, the same thing happened yesterday!

  Lilo : You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so weird?

• Nani : Lilo! There you are, honey face! This is Mr..."Bubbles".

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Nice to meet you.

  Lilo : Your knuckles say "cobra"..."Cobra Bubbles"... you don't *look* like a social worker.

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : I'm a special classification.

  Lilo : Did you ever kill anyone?

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : We're getting off the subject. Let's talk about you. Are you... happy?

  Lilo : I'm adjusted.

  [Repeats what Nani is signing to her behind Bubbles' back] 

  Lilo : I eat all four food groups, and look both ways before crossing the street... and take long naps...

  [Nani pumps her fist in triumph] 

  Lilo : and get disciplined?

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Disciplined?

  Lilo : Yeah! She disciplines me real good.

  [Nani holds out here hand in "stop" gesture] 

  Lilo : Sometimes five times a day! With bricks!

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Bricks?

  Lilo : Uh huh... in a pillow case...

  Nani : Okay, that's enough sugar for you! Why don't you run along now, you little cutie. The other social workers just thought she was a scream. Thirsty?

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Let me illuminate to you the precarious situation in which you have found yourself. I am the one they call when things go wrong, and things have indeed gone wrong.

• Lilo : This is your badness level. It's unusually high for someone your size. We have to fix that.

• [Stitch and Jumba are tossing a jammed up gun back and forth] 

  Stitch : Merry Christmas.

  Jumba : It's not Christmas.

  Stitch : Happy Channukah!

  Jumba : It's not Channukah!

  [Pleakley scoops up Lilo and carries her away from the house] 

  Lilo : We're leaving Stitch?

  Pleakley : Trust me, this is not gonna end well!

  Jumba : One potato!

  Stitch : Two potato!

  Jumba : Three potato!

  Stitch : Four!

  Jumba : Five potato!

  Stitch : Six potato!

  Jumba : Seven potato more!

  Stitch : My...

  Jumba : mother...

  Stitch : told...

  Jumba : me...

  Stitch : you...

  Jumba : are...

  Stitch : ...it.

  Jumba : Ha! I win!

  [gun explodes in his hands] 

• Lilo : We're a broken family, aren't we?

  Nani : No... Maybe, a little. Maybe a lot. I shouldn't have yelled at you.

  Lilo : We're sisters. It's our job.

  Nani : Yeah, well, from now on...

  Lilo : I like you better as a sister than a mom.

  Nani : Yeah?

  Lilo : [on the verge of tears]  And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?

• Nani : We need something that can defend itself. Something that won't die. Something... sturdy... you know?

  Lilo : Like a lobster!

  Nani : Lilo, Lilolo! Do we have a lobster door? No! We have a dog door! We are getting a dog!

• Lilo : Our family's little now, and we don't have many toys... But if you want, you could be a part of it. You could be our baby, and we'd raise you to be good.

• Lilo : Hey! Three days ago, I bought Stitch at the shelter. I paid two dollars for him. See this stamp? I own him. If you take him, you're stealing.

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Aliens are all about rules.

  Grand Councilwoman : You look familiar.

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : CIA. Roswell. 1973.

  Grand Councilwoman : Ah, yes. You had hair then.

• Nani : Why didn't you wait at school? You were supposed to wait *there*! Lilo! Do you not understand? Do you *want* to be taken away? Answer me!

  Lilo : No!

  Nani : No, you don't understand?

  Lilo : No!

  Nani : No, what?

  Lilo : Noooo!

  [slumps down on the floor] 

• Nani : I'll tell you what. If you promise not to fight anymore, I promise not to yell at you, except on special occasions.

  Lilo : Tuesdays and bank holidays would be good.

• Nani : Oh, you are such a pain.

  Lilo : Then why don't you sell me and buy a rabbit instead?

  [she starts to walk up the stairs going up to her room] 

  Nani : At least a rabbit would behave better than you!

  Lilo : Good! Then you'll be happy 'cause it'll be smarter than me, too!

  Nani : And quieter!

  Lilo : You'll like it 'cause it's stinky like YOU!

  [Lilo slams her bedroom door] 

  Nani : [screaming]  Go to your ROOOOOOOOMMM!

  Lilo : I'm already in my room!

  [Slams the door, Nani grabs a pillow and screams into it, in her room, Lilo screams into her own pillow, then flops down onto the bed] 

• Lilo : You came back.

  Stitch : Nobody gets left behind.

• Lilo : It's nice to live on an island with no large cities.

  [Stitch throws a convulsive fit] 

  Lilo : Are you okay?

• Lilo : Don't leave me, okay?

  Stitch : Okay.

• Lilo : [Stitch is tearing one of her paintings]  No, that's from my blue period!

• Lilo : [Nani is taking Stitch outside]  He was an orphan and we adopted him! What about "ohana"?

  Nani : He hasn't been here that long!

  Lilo : Neither have I. Dad said "ohana" means family.

  [Nani stops] 

  Lilo : "Ohana" means family. Family means...

  Lilo , Nani : ...nobody gets left behind.

  Lilo : Or...?

  Nani : ...or forgotten. I know, I know. I hate it when you use "ohana" against me.

• Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Heard you lost your job.

  Nani : Well... I just quit that job, because the hours are just not conducive to raising a child...

  [Stitch hits Cobra in the face with a book] 

  Nani : Hey!

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : What is that?

  Lilo : That's my puppy.

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Really?

  [Adjusts neck] 

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbor of my patience, but I cannot tolerate you being jobless. Do I make myself clear?

  Nani : Perfectly.

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : And next time I see that dog, I want him to be a model citizen. Capisce?

  Lilo : Uh... yes?

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : New job. Model citizen.

  [Puts on sunglasses; one of the lenses pops off] 

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : Good day.

• Lilo : Hello? Are there any animals in here?

  [Stitch appears] 

  Lilo : Hi!

  Stitch : H... h... hi!

  [Hugs her] 

  Lilo : Wow!

• Lilo : [praying]  It's me again. I need someone to be my friend. Someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel! The nicest angel you have.

• Lilo : [creating voodoo dolls of her playmates]  My friends need to be punished.

• Lilo : Elvis Presley was a model citizen. I've compiled a list of his traits for you to practice. Number one... is dancing!

• Rescue lady : You have to think of a name for him.

  Lilo : His name is... "Stitch."

  Rescue lady : But that's not a real name...

  [Nani gesturing "NO"] 

  Rescue lady : in... Iceland. But here it's a good name! "Stitch" it is.

• Lilo : Stitch is troubled. He needs desserts!

• Lilo : [as Cobra holds her, she explains the explosion]  One of them had a giant eye in the middle of his face.

  Nani : [runs to take Lilo]  Oh, Lilo.

  [Cobra places Lilo in the car and closes the door] 

  Nani : Please don't do this.

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You know I have no choice.

  Nani : No! You're not taking her! I'm the only one who understands her! You take that away, she won't stand a chance!

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : You're making this harder than it needs to be.

  Nani : But you don't know what you're doing! She needs me!

  Mr. Cobra Bubbles : [points to the exploded house]  IS THIS WHAT SHE NEEDS? It seems clear to me that you need her a lot more than she needs you.

• Lilo : Leave me alone to diiiiie.

• Myrtle Edmonds : [regarding the bite mark Lilo gave her]  Does this look infected to you?

  Lilo : Yeah!

  Myrtle Edmonds : You'd better not have rabies.

  Girl : If you have rabies, the doctors are gonna have to cut...

  Lilo : Are you playing dolls?

  [the others hide their dolls] 

  Myrtle Edmonds : You don't have a doll.

  Lilo : [pulls a strange looking rag doll from her backpack]  This is Scrump.

  [other girls gasp in horror] 

  Lilo : I made her. But her head is too big, so I pretended that a bug laid eggs in her ear, and she's upset because she has only a few more days to...

  [notices that all the other girls are gone; She throws Scrump on the floor and walks away, then returns for Scrump] 

• Lilo : [to Nani]  You're loose in the house all the time and I sleep just fine!

• Lilo : I got a new dog. His name is Stitch.

  Myrtle Edmonds : That is the ugliest thing I have ever saw!

  other girls : Yeeaahh!

• Lilo : Oh, my camera's full again!

  [Lilo holds up a Kodak film camera to Nani and then points towards the wall closest to her bed. Lilo has made a large collage of photographs of morbidly obese tourists on the beaches of Hawaii, and there are over a hundred that nearly take up the entire wall] 

  Lilo : Aren't they beautiful?

  [Nani makes a face, looking creeped-out] 

• [after they wipe out while surfing] 

  Lilo : What happened?

  Nani : Some lolo must have stuffed us in the barrel.

• Nani : I'm all about saving people...?

  Blonde Lifeguard Woman : Actually, I do think we have an opening.

  Nani : Really?

  Lilo : OK, this is it. Time to bring it all together.

  Nani : Oh, that'd be so great! You have no idea how badly I need this job.