Private Private (1971)
** (out of 4)
A woman (Rene Bond) enters the office of Detective Figg (Ric Lutze) with plans on killing him but that doesn't quite work out. Soon the detective is tracking down a group of people who might be planning on a bank heist.
PRIVATE PRIVATE isn't the worst porno that you're going to watch but at the same time it's not the best either. This is one of those movies that was obviously shot on a very low-budget and in all honesty I'd be shocked it it took more than a couple days. You've basically got the slimiest of plots and in exchange you get several sex scenes.
Obviously plot wasn't what this film was going for but if you're a fan of Bond then you'll want to check this out. I'm not going to lie but I love Rene Bond and she's my favorite actress from this type of film. I will watch anything she's in and for the most part I found her entertaining here. She has an early sex scene with Lutze, as you'd expect, and then another scene later one with a woman before a man enters with both of them.
As far as the rest of the sex scenes go, they were okay for this type of movie but there's no question this here is far from what one would consider a classic. With that said, if you're a fan of Bond then PRIVATE PRIVATE is still worth checking out and especially since it tries to have a bit of humor.