A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple..
When a young man agrees to housesit for his boss, he thinks it'll be the perfect opportunity to get close to the woman he desperately has a crush on - his boss's daughter. But he doesn't plan on the long line of other houseguests that try to keep him from his mission. And he also has to deal with the daughter's older brother, who's on the run from local drug dealers.Written by
The 16 March 2001 draft of the screenplay lists David Zucker and Peter Tilden as writers. Tilden is not credited in the final film and Zucker only receives a directing credit. See more »
When Tom is taking Mr. Taylor home he tries to roll the window up and the handle breaks off before he can roll it up. In all subsequent scenes the window is completely up. See more »
What's this I hear about you threatening to spray this play with an AK-47?
Oh... well, I was just making a joke.
Oh that's funny to you? People dying? And what's this I hear about you making fun of midgets?
I never make fun of midgets!
You said, it would be fun to date one because then you could rest your beer on their head, now I have a sense of humour, but that's just sick.
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After the credits end a voiceover says "I told 'em they'd see the ass, sooner or later" See more »
In syndication, the syndicated print of this film censors most of the language out to the point that only mild language remains. Such prints air only on networks like The ATL and WGN America. See more »
First off, I hate movies that gets really embarrassing. Movies like "Duplex" and scenes like the toilet scene in "Along came Polly", that's really not my cup tea.
Tara Reid and Terence Stamp is the only thing pulling this movie up, she does a good job playing the daughter, while he is the father and the boss of Kutcher.
Ashton Kutcher is playing Tom Stansfield a employee of the creative department in Jack Taylor (Terence Stamps) company. He is looking for his big break, but Jack isn't the easiest guy to be around. Lisa Taylor (Reid) gets Tom to watch her daddy's bird, while she goes to a party. This is where everything really starts falling apart for Tom.
The only part of this movie that I found funny, involved Jack Taylor, being the really mean boss. Other that that the only highlight was Carmen Electra falling in the fountain, and could have been in a "miss wet t-shirt" competition.
Only watch this movie if you are a die hard fan of Ashton Kutcher, 'cause he is the main character, and none of the other actors is really involved in this movie, or if you love movies like Duplex, and other similar movies, which are even more embarrassing to watch.
2/10 and never to be seen again.. EVER.
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