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The Karate Dog (2005)

When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog, Cho Cho. But Fowler soon discovers Cho Cho is the only dog ... See full summary »

Director:

Bob Clark

Writers:

Gregory Poppen (screenplay), Steven Paul (screenplay)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Jon Voight ... Hamilton Cage
Simon Rex ... Peter Fowler
Jaime Pressly ... Ashley Wilkenson
Pat Morita ... Chin Li
Thomas Kretschmann ... Gerber
Ron Lester ... Edward Cage
Bonnie Paul ... Margaret Cage
Nicollette Sheridan ... White Cat (voice) (as Nicolette Sheridan)
Lori Petty ... COLAR (voice)
Garry Chalk ... Brunelli
Diego Wallraff ... Gonzales
Bill Croft ... Locke
Ed Anders ... Wolfgang
Candus Churchill ... 911 Operator (as Candace Churchill)
Dagmar Midcap Dagmar Midcap ... TV Reporter
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When LAPD computer expert Peter Fowler investigates the killing of an old man in Chinatown, he finds the only witness is his dog, Cho Cho. But Fowler soon discovers Cho Cho is the only dog in the world who can speak to humans... not only that, Cho Cho is an expert in martial arts. When they join forces to track down the mastermind behind the death of Cho Cho's master, it leads these unusual partners into uncovering a dangerous conspiracy which puts both of their lives in danger. Written by Anonymous

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Rated PG for martial arts action/violence and some suggestive content | See all certifications »
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The final film directed by Bob Clark. See more »

Connections

Featured in Cinemassacre's Top 10 Worst Movie Cliches (2010) See more »

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Misha's Awesome Boogie
Performed by Misha Segal
Published by Pretty Elizabeth Music (BMI)
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How Embarrassing.....
2 July 2010 | by DiamondGirl427See all my reviews

Not even worth watching for free...that is about the best way to put it after watching this mess on TV for free. I know Simon Rex is NOT an actor...so why was he cast as a lead in anything? We are suppose to believe he is a detective? But the plot gets even BETTER!! He becomes the owner of a dog who was a witness to a murder...and that dog can TALK!!! OMG...it gets even crazier! The dog lets tt he cop in on the fact that ALL animals can talk..in their own language, of course..but us humans just can't hear it. The detective decides to help this dog solve his masters' murder..and goes bumbling around doing various stupid things in an attempt add some humor to the mix. He meets a patrol cop who has plans to be detective some day too..and of course she jumps right in to help him out. Jamie Priestly is the eye candy for this film...and that is about all she is good for here I am not sure if she is really a talented actress at all. Seeing an accomplished actor like Jon Voight lower his standards to do this was almost a sad thing. He was suppose to be some amazing karate master? His moves were stiff and anything but realistic. Even his attempts at being tough was lame. Taking a concept that has been done before...a talking dog in a movie..was fine..but doing it on what must have been a low budget was not a good plan. Even the actors playing the children of Jon Voights' character were bad choices..they looked too old to be believable. Someone who was as skilled in martial arts as he was would have also taught his children the skills too at some point...in reality anyway. Not much was realistic or believable here...and I think even kids would become bored after a while. Seeing dogs dancing, playing music and spinning records was just way too much. I felt sorry for the real dogs in this and I hope they were paid well in top quality kibble...but I doubt the director had that kind of money to spare...obviously he had to know it would not make him any cash as a completed film either. Low budget stuff can be fun....but this one was more of a mess than anything.


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Language:

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Release Date:

26 July 2006 (Kuwait) See more »

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Cho Cho See more »

Filming Locations:

Los Angeles, California, USA See more »

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