Cast overview, first billed only: | |||
Jon Voight | ... | Bill Biscane / Kane | |
Scott Baio | ... | Stan Bobbins | |
Vanessa Angel | ... | Jean Bobbins | |
Skyler Shaye | ... | Kylie | |
Justin Chatwin | ... | Zack | |
Peter Wingfield | ... | Crowe | |
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Gerry Fitzgerald | ... | Kahuna |
Leo Fitzgerald | ... | Kahuna | |
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Myles Fitzgerald | ... | Kahuna |
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Max Iles | ... | Archie |
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Michael Iles | ... | Archie |
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Jared Scheideman | ... | Finkleman |
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Jordan Scheideman | ... | Finkleman |
Maia Bastidas | ... | Rosita | |
Keana Lyn | ... | Rosita (as Keana Bastidas) |
Shortly after the funny adventure of Sly and Whit in Baby Geniuses (1999), a new batch of intellectual toddlers, Archie, and his friends, Finkleman, Alex, and Rosita, find themselves entangled in a nefarious scheme devised by the powerful media mogul, Bill Biscane. However, this time, the babies have an ally in their battle against evil: the ultra-cool super-hero spy, Kahuna. As he joins forces with the baby-team, a race against the clock begins, to stop villainous Biscane from using his state-of-the-art satellite system to control the minds of the kids all over the world. Can the team of super-baby geniuses save the day? Written by Nick Riganas
I took two kids (nine and four) to see this movie. I knew it wouldn't be good, because the first one wasn't, and this one is a sequel starring Scott Baio. Now I volunteer to watch bad movies, and I'm easily amused, but I had no idea it would be like this. Never have I wanted so badly to dig my eyes out with a spoon. Everyone in the cast could benefit from a lobotomy. I don't count the actual babies because I'm not convinced they were real. The teen romance is on par with the touching love story in "Young Lust in the Leper Colony". And there was... a moral? Somewhere? Yeah, the moral is children are idiots, parents are suckers, and you'll watch our brain-damaging movies and like them. This movie makes me nostalgic for "Glitter", "From Justin To Kelly" and "Manos: The Hands of Fate". And I would rather be nailed to a chair and forced to watch those three films back to back for a week, than sit through this piece of s**t movie, ever again.
For the record, I had a blinding headache after the first 20 minutes, the four year old threw up, and the nine year old fell asleep. So nobody wins.