[Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements]
Shaggy: Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.
Shaggy: [in Daphne's body] Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?
Velma: I know you. All you care about are swimsuit models.
Fred: Look, I'm a man of substance. Dorky chicks like you turn me on, too.
Creature: I've got a bag of... uh... hamburgers for you. All you have to do is to come out into the dark shadowy part of the woods, where no one can see you.
Scooby Doo: [excited] Okay!
Shaggy: Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Scooby Doo: Mmm-mm.
Shaggy: That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
Velma: You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.
Velma: I quit!
Daphne: No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!
Fred: Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!
Velma: I'm outta here!
Daphne: Good riddance.
Shaggy: Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.
Scooby Doo: Do I quit?
Shaggy: No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.
Voodoo Maestro: Whatever you do, don't go into that spooky island castle.
[points to castle]
Daphne: Ah-ha! You want me to go into that castle!
Voodoo Maestro: Didn't you hear what I just said?
Daphne: But you're scary, and you knew I'd do the opposite of what you said. So you told me not to go up to that castle so I would go up to that castle where you've set a trap to capture me.
[thinks for a second]
Daphne: Unless... unless you knew I'd figure it out. So you told me not to go up to that castle so I would think that you wanted me to go so I wouldn't go, just like you didn't want me to. I'll find out what your hiding in that castle. You'll see.
[Daphne walks away]
Voodoo Maestro: [to himself] What in the world...?
Velma: Oh please. You get kidnapped so much you should come with your own ransom note.
[Daphne snatches Velma's glasses off her face]
Velma: My glasses. Where's my glasses?
Daphne: Who's helpless now?
Fred: Scrappy, I told you no urinating on Daphne.
Scrappy Doo: It was an accident!
Fred: You were marking your territory!
Shaggy: Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Raggy.
Shaggy: That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Rooby Doo.
[trapped in hot dogs]
Scooby Doo: What now?
Shaggy: Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.
[Scooby bites one]
Scooby Doo: It's plastic.
Shaggy: What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.
Scooby Doo: So do you.
Daphne: I'm not helpless. I'm not helpless. I am helpless. I'm gonna die.
Shaggy: Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.
Bartender: I got a call here for a Mister Doo? I got a call for Mister Doo.
Melvin: [Stands up] Uh, Melvin Doo?
Bartender: Nah. Scooby.
Shaggy: Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.
Scrappy Doo: And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...
Fred: Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.
Fred: Yo. What up, dawg?
Fred: And, uh... dog?
Scooby Doo: Keepin' it real.
Island Emissary: My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.
Shaggy: Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.
Scooby Doo: Ror rydrocoronic.
Shaggy: Right,or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.
Daphne: [Chained up to a giant stone] you snuck up on me you jerk,let me out.
Daphne: [giant mechanical arm head towards her] This can't be good. No,no,no
[arm enters her body]
[arm pulling out her protoplasm]
Daphne: [Protoplasm form] hey,give me back my spirit thingy. This is so uncool, and you're messing up my hair.
Daphne: [to Zarkos] You're a jerk, capital J E R
[enters protoplasm vat]
Shaggy: Hey buddy.
Fred: Shaggy... listen man,someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man,talk me down.
Shaggy: Fred,you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.
Fred: I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here,I mean.
Fred: Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?
Shaggy: [nods, pauses] No.
Velma: Daphne? Are you okay?
Daphne: I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.
Fred: Uh, where's Shagster?
Shaggy: Like, I'm right here, man.
Scooby Doo: Me too.
Shaggy: Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.
Scooby Doo: Yeah.
Fred: This is more embarrassing than the time you started cleaning your beans at Don Knotts' Christmas party.
[Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat]
Daphne: Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.
Shaggy: Like how?
Daphne: I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.
[releases Daphne's protoplasm]
Scooby Doo: Raggy, you're rhipped.
Shaggy: I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?
Scooby Doo: Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop!
Shaggy: No, Scooby-Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!
Fred: How many times do I have to tell you? There is no such thing as ghouls, ghosts, goblins or monsters! Listen up, there is absolutely ABSOLUTELY NO SUCH THING AS...
[monster bursts through glass behind him]
Shaggy: Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.
Scooby Doo: Me? That's you.
Shaggy: Oh right it's me, sorry.
Velma: Kinda makes you nostalgic for the homicidal creatures, doesn't it?
Zarkos: [Holding Daphne over his back] Captured again, señorita.
Daphne: [grunting] Not this time!
[Bites Zarkos's hand]
Daphne: Hey, I'm me again.
Velma: [in Fred's body] Yippee for you.
Shaggy: [as Velma] Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?
Scrappy Doo: Scrappy-Dappy-Doo!
Scooby Doo: Hey!
Scrappy Doo: Ghosts don't stand a chance with me! Let me at em. I'll rock 'em and sock 'em.
Fred: Scrappy, for the thousandth time, there's no such things as ghosts!
Scrappy Doo: Sure there are, and when I find them I'll give them a good of puppy power!
[Urinates on Daphne]
Scrappy Doo: Ta-da!
Daphne: Oh, God! He's peeing on me!
[Talking to Fred and Velma]
Daphne: I'm a black-belt now. I've transformed my body into a dangerous weapon.
Velma: What's the problem, exactly?
Mondavarious: I believe somebody is casting a spell on the students. Now listen and look around. Can you notice any difference between those arriving and those departing?
Daphne: They look like sober, well-behaved college kids.
Mondavarious: Precisely. And they didn't before they came. They've changed. In other words, a magic spell.
Shaggy: [to Daphne] Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.
Daphne: And why not?
Shaggy: Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around.
Scrappy Doo: I'm as cute as a Powerpuff Girl. I'll get my own show.
[Talking to Scooby Doo]
Shaggy: The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.
[Being chased by monsters]
Shaggy: This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.
Fred: Mr. Mononucleosis, we have hit a clue smorgasboard.
Shaggy: Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume.
Mondavarious: Two years ago that little pest turns up at a casting session for our evil elves. Next thing i know i'm stuck in a hole and he's cavorting about in a mechanical version of me. But look thank you so much. What a delight. Fantastic! Fantastic!
Fred: [from trailer] You had best get your smack on smack off. You know what I'm sayin', G?
Daphne: Wait. I know how to deal with this guy.
[shouts to Voodoo Maestro]
Daphne: Hey you! What are you doin'?
Velma: Yes, that is masterful.
Daphne: I'm looking for clues behind the strange behavior of the college students.
Voodoo Maestro: Well, here's a clue for you: Purple is a fall color. It's the middle of May!
Velma's Friend: [about Scrappy] "Puppy power", huh?
Velma: [laughing] And he wasn't even a puppy. He had a gland disorder.
Daphne: Those creatures are taking over the world? That is so mean.
Velma: Scooby doo. Your name means scooby poop.
Scooby Doo: Thank you. Thank you. Hello, thank you. Thank you. Shaggy?
Shaggy: Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here.
Scooby Doo: I'm a sacrifice. Hello.
Shaggy: A sacrifice? Dude that's not a good thing Scoob. I'm sorry i yelled at you buddy. And i'm really sorry i haven't been a very good friend since we got here. But you gotta trust me now.
Scooby Doo: You don't trust me!
Shaggy: I do trust you Scoob. Now, look. Who's your best buddy?
Scooby Doo: Shaggy.
Shaggy: Right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?
Scooby Doo: Scooby Doo?
Shaggy: That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like to trippy peas in a far out pod man.
Shaggy: Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden or creepy in the name.
Velma: I'm gonna solve this one first.
Fred: Not before I solve it first.
Daphne: You guys are going to look like total,total idiots when you're captured and I'm the one saving you.
Mondavarious: Well done.
Daphne: [to shaggy and scooby] We're here to solve a mystery.
Shaggy: [Scooby-Doo and Shaggy have stumbled upon a television studio inside the castle and are wandering around for clues] Jelly beans...
Shaggy: I'll have whatever he's having!
[Shaggy belches back at Scooby. Scooby then lets out a loud belch and Shaggy looks back at Scooby, thinking he's challenging him]
Shaggy: Are you challenging me?
Scooby Doo: [thinking about it] Hmm... raybe!
[Scooby lets out a very loud and long belch. Shaggy belches twice then points to Scooby, indicating that it's his turn. Scooby then leans over and points his leg out and farts]
Shaggy: [points his finger up] Pull my finger! Uh-oh! Too late!
[Shaggy burps, warms up his arms, then prepares himself by leaning his bottom over]
Shaggy: You're in trouble!
Scooby Doo: Roh, boy!
[Shaggy farts loudly. Shaggy points his finger up loudly and resumes farting. Daphne walks in to the studio, and looks disgusted as she hears Shaggy farting. Scooby waves his paw at the smell, then looks surprised when he sees Daphne]
Shaggy: [resumes farting] I'm not stopping 'til your fur's singed off!
Scooby Doo: Raggy!
[Shaggy resumes farting, as Scooby signals with his paws for Shaggy to stop. Shaggy is about to fart again when he notices Daphne behind him]
Daphne: We're here... to solve a *mystery*!
Shaggy: [agreeing with Daphne, to Scooby] Yeah, Scoob!
[Scooby looks at them both, offended]
Zarkos: [while grabbing Daphne and throwing her on his knee] Ah Ha! Damsel in Distress!
Daphne: Let go of me! Help!
Bartender: [to Velma] "Nice Sweater."
Velma: [from trailer, while drunk] Scooby-Doo! Your name means Scooby-Poop!