Scooby-Doo (2002) Poster


Matthew Lillard: Shaggy



  • Mary Jane : I'm Mary Jane.

    Shaggy : Like, that's my favorite name.

  • [Scooby accidentally hits Shaggy in the face while displaying karate movements] 

    Shaggy : Hey, Hong Kong Fooey. Watch the fists of fury.

  • Shaggy : [in Daphne's body]  Oh, Daph. What's wrong with you? Don't you ever eat?

  • Shaggy : Sit grandma, bad grandma, don't eat the kitty.

  • Shaggy : Hey, you guys, look. I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags, but it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana; Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum-flavoured ice cream; and Velma, you're the sweet-and-sour mustard sauce that goes on top.

    Scooby Doo : Mmm-mm.

    Shaggy : That sounds pretty good, doesn't it?

    Velma : You know what, Shaggy? You've really put it into perspective for me.

    Shaggy : Thanks.

    Velma : I quit!

    Shaggy : NO!

    Daphne : No way! You... you can't quit! I was gonna quit in, like, two seconds! And now everyone is gonna totally think I copied off the smart girl!

    Fred : Now, wait a minute. wait a minute. Maybe I quit. I do. Yeah, I quit!

    Velma : I'm outta here!

    Daphne : Good riddance.

    Shaggy : Don't... no! Don't go. Come on, guys, don't do this! Please, don't go.

    Scooby Doo : Do I quit?

    Shaggy : No, Scoob... friends don't quit. Well, it looks like it's just you and me for a while, buddy, old pal.

  • Shaggy : Gee, Scraps, you didn't have to freak out like a jerk and kill all humanity.

    Scrappy Doo : And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you meddling sons of...

    [door closes] 

  • Shaggy : Who's your best buddy?

    Scooby Doo : Raggy.

    Shaggy : That's right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?

    Scooby Doo : Rooby Doo.

  • Fred : Yo-Yo the bi-atch was like what? And I was like layta on.

    Shaggy : Fred.

    Fred : Yo. What up, dawg?

    [to Scooby] 

    Fred : And, uh... dog?

    Scooby Doo : Keepin' it real.

  • [trapped in hot dogs] 

    Scooby Doo : What now?

    Shaggy : Let's do what we do best Scoob, eat.

    [Scooby bites one] 

    Scooby Doo : It's plastic.

    Shaggy : What do you care? You drink out of the toilet.

    Scooby Doo : So do you.

  • Shaggy : Hey buddy.

    Fred : Shaggy... listen man,someone must have spiked my root beer last night. Talk me down man,talk me down.

    Shaggy : Fred,you're a freakin' protoplasmic head.

    Fred : I know. But I'm still the best looking protoplasmic head here,I mean.

  • Island Emissary : My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island.

    Shaggy : Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title.

    Scooby Doo : Ror rydrocoronic.

    Shaggy : Right,or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man.

  • Velma : Daphne? Are you okay?

    Daphne : I am so over this damsel in distress nonsense.

    Fred : Uh, where's Shagster?

    Shaggy : Like, I'm right here, man.

    Scooby Doo : Me too.

    Shaggy : Hey, Scoob, that was fun. Let's grab another skateboard and, like, do it again,man.

    Scooby Doo : Yeah.


  • [Shaggy pulls Daphne's protoplasm out of the vat] 

    Daphne : Put me back, Shaggy. I'll figure a way out myself.

    Shaggy : Like how?

    Daphne : I don't know. I'll - I'll use my tongue as an oar to swim to the edge.

    Shaggy : Sorry.

    [releases Daphne's protoplasm] 

  • Scooby Doo : Raggy, you're rhipped.

    Shaggy : I'm whipped? why don't you say that to my face, man?

    Scooby Doo : Rokay, I rill! Your rother eats rat roop!

    Shaggy : No, Scooby-Doo! YOUR mom eats cat poop!

  • Scooby Doo : Why's Fred in a bad mood?

    Shaggy : He's not in a bad mood, Scoob, he's a monster.

  • Fred : Man, we got beats like it was the lizniz on earth, ya know what I'm sayin', G?

    Shaggy : [nods, pauses]  No.

  • Shaggy : Like chill out, Scooby-Doo, stop shaking.

    Scooby Doo : Me? That's you.

    Shaggy : Oh right it's me, sorry.

  • Shaggy : Scooby-Doo, where are you?

  • Daphne : Hey, I'm me again.

    Velma : [in Fred's body]  Yippee for you.

    Shaggy : [as Velma]  Man! Like why am I wearing a dress?

  • [Talking to Scooby Doo] 

    Shaggy : The only thing I like better than an eggplant burger is a chocolate covered eggplant burger.

  • Shaggy : Zoinks! them peppers is like hot!

  • Shaggy : Reminds me of the time we tried to eat the guy in the hot dog costume.

  • Shaggy : [to Daphne]  Like, Scoob and me don't do castles.

    Daphne : And why not?

    Shaggy : Because castles have paintings with eyes that follow,suits of armor that you think are a statue,and a that keeps following you every time you turn around.

  • [Being chased by monsters] 

    Shaggy : This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today.

  • Fred : I'm me!

    Daphne : I'm back.

    Shaggy : Like, me too.

    Velma : Told you so.

  • Shaggy : Please tell me you guys are you...

  • Shaggy : Oh, we don't go near any place with spooky, haunted, forbidden or creepy in the name.

  • Shaggy : Like wow!

  • Scooby Doo : Thank you. Thank you. Hello, thank you. Thank you. Shaggy?

    Shaggy : Let's run for it. We gotta get out of here.

    Scooby Doo : I'm a sacrifice. Hello.

    Shaggy : A sacrifice? Dude that's not a good thing Scoob. I'm sorry i yelled at you buddy. And i'm really sorry i haven't been a very good friend since we got here. But you gotta trust me now.

    Scooby Doo : You don't trust me!

    Shaggy : I do trust you Scoob. Now, look. Who's your best buddy?

    Scooby Doo : Shaggy.

    Shaggy : Right. And who's my best buddy in the whole wide world?

    Scooby Doo : Scooby Doo?

    Shaggy : That's right Scoob. You are. And we're like to trippy peas in a far out pod man.

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