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- Gill: You see that filter?
- Nemo: Yeah.
- Gill: You're the only one small enough to get in and out of that thing. All you have to do swim inside, jam a pebble in the fan, and swim out. Once you do that, this tank is going to get filthier and filthier, and the dentist will have no choice but to clean the tank himself. He'll put us in individual baggies, then we roll out the window, down to the ground, across the street, and into the ocean. It's foolproof!
- Bruce: [reciting] I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food.
- Dory: How about we play a game?
- Marlin: All right.
- Dory: Okay, I'm thinking of something orange, and it's small...
- Marlin: It's me.
- Dory: Right!
- [Later]
- Dory: I'm thinking of something orange and small...
- Marlin: Me again.
- Dory: All right, Mr. Smartypants...
- [Later]
- Dory: ... It's orange and small, and has stripes...
- Marlin: Me, and the next one - just a guess - me.
- Dory: Okay, that's just scary.
- Dory: No. No, you can't... STOP. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget.
- Marlin: I'm sorry, Dory. But I... do.
- Crush: Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
- Squirt: Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
- Marlin: It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
- [to Squirt]
- Marlin: Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
- Dory: Hey, Mr. Grumpy Gills. When life gets you down do you know what you've gotta do?
- Marlin: No, I don't know what to do.
- Dory: [singing] Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.
- Marlin: Dory, no singing.
- Dory: [continuing] Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho. I love to swim. When you want to swim you want to swim.
- Marlin: Now I'm stuck with that song... Now it's in my head.
- Dory: Sorry.
- Marlin: Tell me, Dory, do you see anything?
- Dory: Yeah, I see a light.
- Marlin: A light?
- Dory: Yeah. I see a light.
- Marlin: Yeah, I see it too.
- Dory: Hey, Conscience, am I dead?
- Marlin: No, no. I see it, too.
- [they swim up to the light]
- Marlin: What is it?
- Dory: It's so... *pretty*.
- Marlin: [mesmerized] I... I'm feeling... happy, which is a big deal... for me.
- Dory: I want to touch it...
- [she does; the light bobs quickly away]
- Dory: Oh!
- Marlin: Hey, come back. Come on back here. I'm gonna get ya.
- Dory: Come here.
- Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna swim with you...
- Dory: I'm gonna get ya. I'm gonna get ya.
- Marlin: [singing] I'm gonna be your best friend...
- [a big scary fish looms into view]
- Marlin: ...Good feeling's gone.
- Marlin, Dory: AHH!
- Crush: Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
- Crush: Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
- [Marlin wakes up]
- Crush: Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
- Marlin: Oh... What happened?
- Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
- Marlin: What are you talking about?
- Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
- Marlin: Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
- Crush: Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
- Marlin: So, Mr. Turtle?
- Crush: Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
- Marlin: Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
- Crush: [laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
- Marlin: What did it say? What did the mask say?
- Dory: P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney.
- [gasps]
- Dory: I remembered what it said! I usually forget things, but I remembered it that time! P. Sherman, 4...
- Marlin: Wait! What does that mean?
- Dory: I don't know. But who cares! Ha ha! I remembered! P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. I remembered it again!
- Nemo: Hey dad! Maybe when I'm at school, I'll see a shark.
- Marlin: I highly doubt it.
- Nemo: Have how ever met a shark?
- Marlin: No, and I don't plan to.
- Nemo: How old are sea turtles?
- Marlin: Sea turtles? I don't know.
- Nemo: Sandy Plankton from next door, he says they live to be a hundred years old.
- Marlin: Well, if I ever meet a sea turtle I'll ask him, right after I'm done talking to the shark.
- Dory: [about the humpback whale] Maybe he only speaks whale.
- [slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
- Dory: Mooo... Weeee neeeed...
- Marlin: Dory?
- Dory: ...tooo fiiind hiiis sooon.
- Marlin: What are you doing? Are you sure you speak whale?
- Dory: Caaaan yoooou giive uuuus direeeeectioooons?
- Marlin: Dory! Heaven knows what you're saying! See, he's swimming away.
- Dory: Cooome baaaaack.
- Marlin: He's not coming back. You offended him.
- Dory: Maybe a different dialect. Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
- Marlin: Dory! This is not whale. You're speaking like, upset stomach.
- Dory: Maybe I should try humpback.
- Marlin: No, don't try humpback.
- Dory: Woooooo! Woooooo!
- Marlin: Okay, now you really do sound sick.
- Dory: Maybe louder. Rah! Rah!
- Marlin: Don't do that!
- Dory: Too much orca. Did it sound a little orca-ish to you?
- Marlin: It doesn't sound orca. It sounds like nothing I've ever heard!
- Dory: Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.
- [points to Nemo]
- Nemo: But bigger.
- Crab: Yeah, I saw him, Bluey. But I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.
- [Dory holds him out of water for the seagulls to see]
- Seagulls: Mine?
- Crab: Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaah!
- Seagulls: Mine? Mine. Mine!
- [as Bruce hungrily chases Marlin and Dory]
- Anchor: He really doesn't mean it, you know! He never even knew his father!
- Marlin: [introduction to the main menu of the first disc of the DVD] Where is it? Where is it?
- [the menu appears]
- Dory: Oh there's the menu, I knew it was around here somewhere.
- Marlin: Well.
- [Marlin and Dory do not appear onscreen during this menu exchange]
- Marlin: [beginning of menu loop; Marlin talks to the viewer at home] Okay, you've got a lot of choices here. You can watch just the movie *without* the commentary...
- Dory: [interrupting] Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I'm so excited! I've always wanted to see... "The Little Mermaid"!
- Marlin: Good. Well this is "Finding Nemo".
- Dory: Oh, well that sounds nice, too. Maybe we should watch *that* one.
- Marlin: We're watching that one! This is "Finding Nemo"!
- Dory: [sounding flattered] Oh you shouldn't have switched just for me!
- Marlin: Unbelievable...
- [pause]
- Dory: I've always wanted to be in a film.
- Marlin: You were in a film. THIS one. "Finding Nemo"!
- Dory: No way! I'd remember that.
- [laughs strangely]
- Dory: Seriously...
- Marlin: No you wouldn't...
- Dory: Yes I would.
- [excited inhalation sigh]
- Dory: Being in a film would be so glamorous!
- Marlin: [nonplussed] Really?
- Dory: Oh my. Fabulous! Where's my trailer? I need water!
- Marlin: Dory...
- Dory: Fill my trailer with water!
- Marlin: Something's wrong with you.
- [pause]
- Dory: Just keep watching, just keep watching, just keep watching watching watching. Watching, watching, watching...
- [continues singing in this manner while Marlin speaks]
- Marlin: You got a lot of choices here. Or you don't even have to watch *this* movie. Take the disc out, and I'll stop talking.
- [Dory is still singing]
- Marlin: There are no wrong choices. The only wrong choice is to sit there like you're doing.
- [Dory is still singing]
- Marlin: There are a lot of choices here, just pick one! Pick one so we can start! Please! All of us got nothing to do! Hit a choice, will ya?
- Dory: [still singing] Hoo hoo, hoo hoo! Keep on watching...
- Nemo: Are you all right?
- Dory: [exasperated] I don't know where I am... I don't know what's going on. I think I lost somebody but I, I can't remember... and I can't remember...
- Nemo: It's OK, it's OK. I'm looking for somebody too. Hey, we can look together.
- Dory: I'm Dory.
- Nemo: I'm Nemo.
- Dory: Nemo?... that's a nice name...
- Marlin: [Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the mask] Dory, do you see anything?
- Dory: Ahh! Something's got me!
- Marlin: That's just me. I'm sorry.
- Dory: Who's that?
- Marlin: [exasperated] Who's that? Who else would it be? It's me!
- Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
- Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How are you?
- Dory: Eh, can't complain.
- Marlin: Good. Now, Dory, do you see anything?
- Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?
- Marlin: No, I see it too.
- Marlin: [Surrounded by jellyfish] This is bad, Dory. Very bad.
- Dory: [Bouncing on top of a jellyfish] Hey, watch this. Boing! Boing!...
- Marlin: Dory!
- Dory: You can't catch me!
- Marlin: Dory, don't bounce on the tops! They will... not sting you. The tops don't sting you! That's it!
- Dory: Two in a row. Beat that.
- Marlin: Dory, listen to me. We're going to play a game.
- Dory: A game?
- Marlin: Yeah, a game.
- Dory: I love games! Pick me!
- Marlin: We're gonna race. First one out of the jellyfish wins.
- Dory: Out, got it!
- Marlin: Rules, rules! You can't touch the tentacles, only the tops...
- Dory: Something about tentacles, got it.
- Marlin: No, it's not something about them, it's all about them.
- Dory: On your mark, get set, go!
- Marlin: Wait, Dory!
- School of Fish: Oh and one more thing: when you come to this trench, swim through it, not over it.
- Dory: Trench. Through it, not over. I'll remember.
- [swimming to catch up with Marlin]
- Dory: Hey wait up there's something I gotta tell you.
- [sees the trench]
- Dory: Woah. Nice trench.
- Marlin: There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
- [sees the mask]
- Marlin: Nemo!
- Chum: [laughing] Nemo! Ha ha! Nemo... I don't get it.
- Bruce: For a clown fish, he's not that funny.
- Bob: Hey, you're doing pretty well for a first-timer.
- Marlin: Well, you can't hold on to them forever, can you?
- Bill: You know I had a tough time when my oldest went out to the drop off.
- Marlin: They've just got to grow up som - THE DROP OFF? THEY'RE GOING TO THE DROP OFF? WHAT ARE YOU, INSANE? WHY DON'T WE JUST FRY THEM UP NOW AND SERVE THEM WITH CHIPS?
- Bob: Hey Marty, calm down.
- Marlin: Don't tell me to be calm, pony boy.
- Bob: Pony boy?
- Bill: You know for a clownfish, he really isn't that funny.
- Ted: Pity.
- Nigel: Hi there. From my neck of the woods, eh? Sorry if I took a snap at you at one time. Fish gotta swim, birds gotta eat.
- Crab#1: Hey.
- Crab#2: Hey.
- Crab#1: Hey.
- Crab#2: Hey.
- Dory: I saw a boat.
- Marlin: You did?
- Dory: Yeah, it went by not too long ago. Follow me.
- [few seconds later]
- Dory: Would you quit it? What, the ocean isnt big enough for you or something like that? You got a problem? Huh? Do ya, do ya, do ya? You wanna piece of me? Yeah, yeah! Ooh, I'm scared now! What?
- Marlin: What? You said you saw a boat.
- Dory: A boat?
- Marlin: YES.
- Dory: Hey, I've seen a boat. It went by not too long ago. It went... this way. It went this way.
- Marlin: Wait a minute, you already told me which way the boat went.
- Dory: I did? Oh, no...
- Nigel: [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
- Marlin: Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
- Seagull: Mine?
- Nigel: Because - I can take you to your son.
- Marlin: Yeah, right.
- Nigel: No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
- Marlin: [shouts and jumps] That's Nemo!