Finding Nemo (2003)
Andrew Stanton: Crush
Crush : 'Cause we were like, "woaaaah.", and I was like, "woaaaah." and you were like, "woaaahh..."
Seagulls : Mine.
Crush : Okay. Squirt here will now give you a rundown of proper exiting technique.
Squirt : Good afternoon. We're gonna have a great jump today. Okay, first crank a hard cutback as you hit the wall. There's a screaming bottom curve, so watch out. Remember: rip it, roll it, and punch it.
Marlin : It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it.
Marlin : Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying. Say the first thing again.
Crush : Oh, it's awesome, Jellyman. The little dudes are just eggs, we leave 'em on a beach to hatch, and then, coo-coo-cachoo, they find their way back to the big ol' blue.
Crush : Dude? Dude? Focus dude... Dude?
[Marlin wakes up]
Crush : Oh, he lives. Hey, dude!
Marlin : Oh... What happened?
Crush : Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "whoa", and we were like "whoa", and you were like "whoa..."
Marlin : What are you talking about?
Crush : You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude. Awesome.
Marlin : Oh, my stomach. Ohh.
Crush : Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, ok? Just waxed it.
Marlin : So, Mr. Turtle?
Crush : Whoa, Dude. Mister Turtle is my father. The name's Crush.
Marlin : Crush, really? OK, Crush. I need to get to the East Australian Current. EAC?
Crush : [laughing] Oh, dude. You're ridin' it, dude! Check it out!
Dory : Have you seen a clown fish swim by? It looks just like him.
[points to Nemo]
Nemo : But bigger.
Crab : Yeah, I saw him, Bluey. But I'm not telling you where he went, and there's no way you're gonna make me.
[Dory holds him out of water for the seagulls to see]
Seagulls : Mine?
Crab : Ahh! All right! I'll talk! I'll talk! He went to the fishing grounds! Aaah!
Seagulls : Mine? Mine. Mine!
Nigel : [quietly] Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth... if you want to live.
Marlin : Hop in your mouth, huh? And how does that make me live?
Seagull : Mine?
Nigel : Because - I can take you to your son.
Marlin : Yeah, right.
Nigel : No, I know your son. He's orange and has a gimpy fin on one side.
Marlin : [shouts and jumps] That's Nemo!
[Crush is introducing Marlin to his son]
Crush : Oh. Intro- Jellyman, offspring. Offspring, Jellyman.
Crush : [Crush comments on various scenes in the Scene Selection menu on Disc 2 of the DVD; Scene 1 - "New Parents"] Mr. and Mrs. Jellyman. Ha ha! Awesome.
Crush : [Scene 5, "The Drop Off"] Whoa! Big ol' blue's one serious place, dude.
Crush : [Scene 9, "The Tank Gang"] *That* is one totally tight crew! Awesome!
Crush : [Scene 13, "Fish Impressions"] Dude! I don't know if I know what they know they are, but when I know, they'll know, you know?
Crush : [Scene 17, "News Travels"] News does travel swiftly, my man. Righteous!
Crush : [Scene 21, "Inside the Whale"] Whoa. Jellyman and Little Blue inside the belly of the big one.
Crush : [Scene 25, "Darla!"] Dude, that is one gnarly little girl.
Crush : [Scene 29, "Reunion"] Little Blue is like "Whoa!", and Jellyman was like "Whoaaa!", but Little Jellyman was like "Whoa... my head."
Crush : RIGHTEOUS. RIGHTEOUS.