Last night was supposed to be my big night to help you out, and you completely blew me off. You didn't listen to a word of my advice. I don't know why you came to me in the first place.
Neither do I.
Okay, now I think we see what happens when you don't come to me for advice.
Okay. You know what, Bess? There are some things I share with Annie, and some things I share with you. You get money, career, and what a flake Annie is; she gets sex, and what a bitch you are. It all evens out.