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Scotland, Pa. (2001) Poster

(2001)

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McDuff: What do you think of Malcolm?

Mrs. Lenox: Oh, well. I think he's rude, selfish and evil. But I never once judged him.

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Joe 'Mac' McBeth: I hate to break it to you, Lieutenant, but this is not an episode of 'Columbo,' all right? I'm not gonna break down, hand you the gun, then get waltzed out of here between a couple of good-looking cops with my head bowed down.

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Stacy: I see... a bank. A Spanish bank?

Jesse: El banko!

Joe 'Mac' McBeth: You mean Banko? He's not a... he's not a bank. He's a... a friend of mine. Anthony Banconi. Banko.

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McDuff: Let me get this straight. You got me here to kill me. Norm wasn't enough?

Joe 'Mac' McBeth: Norm was an accident.

McDuff: Accidentally got tied up and fell in the fryilator?

Joe 'Mac' McBeth: You know what... it's kind of hard to explain, you sort of had to be there.

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Kevin 'Tanman' McKane: I own a tanning salon... When a tan loves a women.

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Frank the Pharmacist: Pat, are you on drugs?

Pat McBeth: I don't know Frank, are you fucking your assistant?

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Joe 'Mac' McBeth: I love your cones, baby.

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McDuff: Did you call him like I told you?

Ed: Sir, I called the number, like, 95 times. I practically had it memorized.

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Ed: Good night, sir.

McDuff: Good night, Ed.

Ed: Should I turn out the lights?

McDuff: That would leave me in the dark, Ed.

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Pat McBeth: Sometimes you animals forget there's a fucking LADY in the room!

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Pat McBeth: We're not bad people, Mac... just underachievers who have to make up for lost time.

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McDuff: You really think that I would let Ed keep bullets in his gun?

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Pat McBeth: Fuck fuckity fuck!

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Douglas McKenna: [He had just gotten fired] I'm so embarassed in front of you... I know you're the only one who really cared about me.

[She's silent]

Douglas McKenna: What is it?

Pat McBeth: I was just thinking how... I've never heard anyone say something so... wrong. If I were you...

[she goes to take his name tag off]

Pat McBeth: Let me get that for you... I would take pride in the fact that I could actually dress myself on a daily basis.

Douglas McKenna: [He leans in to kiss her]

Pat McBeth: You really are one dumb fuck Douglas.

Douglas McKenna: [mouthing] I LOVE YOU.

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Malcolm Duncan: I can't believe I just drank that. Your water tastes like ass!

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McDuff: You strike me as smart. Which brings me to my next point that you should, uh, pay attention to. I don't want you to be guilty. So, Mr. Duncan; take a breath, start again, let's have a conversation that makes you not guilty.

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