The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)
Danny Glover: Henry Sherman
Royal : I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
Henry Sherman : I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
Royal : Well, I really appreciate that.
Royal : Are you trying to steal my woman?
Henry Sherman : I beg your pardon?
Royal : You heard me, Coltrane.
Henry Sherman : Coltrane?
Royal : What?
Henry Sherman : Did you just call me Coltrane?
Royal : No.
Henry Sherman : You didn't?
Royal : No.
Henry Sherman : Okay.
[he turns away]
Royal : But if I did... you wouldn't be able to do anything about it, would you?
Henry Sherman : You don't think so?
Royal : No, I don't.
Henry Sherman : Listen, Royal, if you think you can just march in here...
Royal : You wanna talk some jive? I'll talk some jive. I'll talk some jive like you never heard!
Chas : Please don't get in the middle of this, Mr. Sherman. This is a family matter.
Margot : Don't talk to him like that.
Henry Sherman : Call me Henry.
Chas : I prefer Mr. Sherman.
Ethel : Call him Henry.
Chas : Why? I don't know him that well.
Ethel : You've known him for 10 years.
Chas : As your accountant, Mr. Sherman, yes.
[Henry has gathered the family into Royal's room]
Henry Sherman : Pagoda has something to say.
Pagoda : [points at Royal] He has a cancer.
Henry Sherman : No, he doesn't. I know what stomach cancer looks like. I've seen it. And you don't eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries if you got it. The pain is excruciating.
Royal : How would you know?
Henry Sherman : My wife had it. Not only is there no Dr. McClure at Colby General, there is no Colby General. It closed in 1974.
Royal : [getting out of bed] Aw, shit, man.
Pagoda : Oh, shit, man.