Star Alec Metro shares possessive credit with Buck Adams for this unfortunate entry in the hit porn-parody series, which turns out to be self-indulgence for its producer Rod Fontana.
Temptress gets top billing but is completely lost in the shuffle, as the triad of filmmakers seem intent on visually imitating the TV show, and nothing else. Baywatchers are in training, and we see the regulation red one-piece bathing suits as they run along the beach, practice resuscitation and otherwise kill time between arbitrary sex scenes.
Fontana casts himself as a bald cop who goes up against a gang of three surfers/robbers, hardly of "Point Break" caliber but led by an equally bald guy whose casting merely confused me as I was waiting for the real Fontana to show up on screen. He gets to have anal sex with the fabulous (and underrated) French import Liza Harper in a horribly improvised scene on the beach, and after the show builds to a party foursome, Fontana tacks on two quickie scenes in a vain attempt to tie up loose ends, for one of the clumsiest finishes in memory.
Cast is bland, except for another import, German star and icon Dolly Golden, who brings her big breasts to the project and has a gang-bang with the criminals that makes no sense whatsoever.
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