Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! (2001)

A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.

Director:

Chris Seaver

Stars:

Missy Donatuti, Chris Seaver, Mike Nicolai

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Missy Donatuti	...	Mulva
Chris Seaver	...	Mr. Bonejack
Mike Nicolai	...	McLargehuge
Joe Anime	...	Takateru
Calley Thidemann	...	Cassie
Rob Callie	...	Randal (as R.O.B.)
Joe Haines	...	Gilbert
Steve Debono	...	Cop Zombie
Fawn	...	Tromette
The Naked Cowboy	...	Himself
Carla Menera	...	Gag Reflex
Lloyd Kaufman	...	The Mayor
Debbie Rochon	...	Lady McPouchsweat
Trent Haaga	...	J. VanBrunt
Doug Sakmann	...	Lead Zombie

Storyline

A buffoonish candy addict, named Mulva, and her misfit friends, are forced to fight for her Halloween candy against hordes of zombies that rise from the dead on Halloween night.

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Plot Keywords:

actor in blackface | blackface | halloween | shot on video | low budget film | 

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Genres:

Action | Comedy | Horror

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Certificate:

Unrated

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

7 April 2001 (USA)

Filming Locations:

New York City, New York, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Low Budget Pictures

Technical Specs

Runtime:

59 min

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Did You Know?

Quotes

Gag Reflex: I don't have a gag reflex... hehe

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Connections

References Cannibal! The Musical (1993)

User Reviews

Wish I could give it a lower rating

I was roped into this travesty because... 1) I enjoy zombie films 2) I usually enjoy both Debbie Rochon and Trent Haaga and 3) For some reason I still think there's hope out there for Full Moon, who have lost most of my respect over the years with a succession of incredibly bad releases.

This is easily the most appalling release from Full Moon yet. Words cannot express how lousy (and irritating) this load of excrement is. Frankly, it's insulting that it received ANY kind of release and that anyone has to be tricked into suffering through someone else's home movie. I could even forgive the nonexistent budget, amateurism and awful make-up if there was something else of merit going on here (no such luck!). What I cannot forgive is the completely unfunny 'script' (granted it had one), the migraine-inducing overacting and the pitiful name dropping at each and every turn (I could list fifty other major annoyances, but I won't...) Chris Seaver has absolutely no discernible talent, but HE obviously disagrees with me. Listen to the commentary track and you'll hear the rantings of one of the most misguided, idiotic and delusional people on the planet. He seems to fancy himself as such an original talent. So Chris, I'm glad you find yourself to be so very witty and talented. I found you to be a smug, annoying, juvenile and irrelevant moron whose only possible fan base would have to consist of not-so-bright 10 year olds or someone borderline retarded.

But anyway, since you seem to be such a big fan of yourself and your own work, maybe YOU should keep your crappy movies to yourself, eh? 1/10 (If there was a zero, this 'film' would get it)