Howdy Ho! Mr. Hankey, everybody's favorite piece of poo, is here to show us his line up of holly jolly Christmas songs! There's S.D. Kluger singing the Mr. Hankey theme, then we've got Mr. Mackey singing Carol of the Bells, Eric Cartman singing "O Holy Night", Jesus Christ and Santa Claus singing a medley of Christmas jingles, and even Mr. Garrison wishes all the religions of the world a Merry Christmas! It really is a Merry Christmas, a Happy Hanukkah, a Krazy Kwanza, and all the rest!
Dylan Self <firstname.lastname@example.org>
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For one day we all stop burning/And the flames are not so thick/All the screaming and torture stops as we wait for old Saint Nick. So string up the lights and light up the tree/We're damned for all eternity/But for just one day, all is well/It's Christmastime in hell!
When aired on TV, the very beginning of the show and at the end of commercial breaks, is a brief shot of a real life news reporter saying "Fighting the Frizzies, tonight at 11." The conclusion of the show featuring him fighting a frizzie. See more
Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
Written by Ralph Blane
and Hugh Martin
Performed by Cast See more