The Bride of Frank (1996)

Disturbed and Hideously ugly 'Warehouse Worker' Frank dates then murders women who are not nice to him, he then mutilates and disposes of their corpses, helped out by his friends.

Director:

Steve Ballot (as Escalpo Don Bladé)

Writers:

Steve Ballot (as Escalpo Don Bladé), Allan Galperin (additional story material)

Stars:

Morgan Tara, Frank Meyer, John Kolendriski

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Morgan Tara	...	Little Girl
Frank Meyer	...	Frank
John Kolendriski	...	Johnny Horizon
Victor Delvalle	...	Warehouse Guy One
Bruce Frankel	...	Morgan Barney V.I.P.
Jim Moresca	...	The Visiting Dignitary
Rena Ballot	...	Miss Grimble
Arnell Dowret	...	Dennis / Mother
Steve Ballot	...	Vichelli
Eric Kaplan	...	Tony the Thumb
Eddie Regan	...	Louie the Loan
Sal Mogavero	...	Sal the Mouth
Bernard Briley	...	Bernard the Tongue
Sergio Lopez	...	El Pulpo
Charles Gambino	...	Young Vito

Storyline

Disturbed and Hideously ugly 'Warehouse Worker' Frank dates then murders women who are not nice to him, he then mutilates and disposes of their corpses, helped out by his friends.

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Plot Keywords:

barefoot female | barefoot male | playing footsie | playing footsie while in bed | foot closeup | 

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Taglines:

Too Disturbing to Watch ... Too Compelling to Turn Away

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Genres:

Comedy | Horror

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Did You Know?

Trivia

The fake buck teeth Chick Carter wears as the nerd cost only eighty cents to purchase.

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Quotes

Frank: I'll cut your head off and shit down your neck.

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Alternate Versions

The UK DVD is cut by 1 min 14 secs to edit a man being fellated, a woman's empty eye socket being sexually penetrated, and a scene where Frank defecates into a man's severed neck.

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Connections

Spoofs Frankenstein (1931)

User Reviews

Wow, this was really very bad

I actually watched this all the way through and I am really surprised I made it. Many times I wanted to turn it off but kept watching out of curiosity to see if it could possibly get any worse. Do not watch this for the "gore" as there is little and it's very poorly done. Do not watch it for the "plot", there is none. Whatever you do, do not watch it for the "acting" as that is far too generous a word to use for what these people were doing. This is apparently a vanity project for someone who wanted to dress up and play actor/director. There are absolutely no redeeming qualities. Do yourself a favor, Just don't watch it.

Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Filming Locations:

Newark, New Jersey, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Egg Productions

Technical Specs

Runtime:

89 min

Color:

Color