My Horrible Year! (2001 TV Movie)

Allison Mack: Nicola 'Nik' Faulkner

Quotes 

• Nik Faulkner : Procrastination is way under rated.

• Belinda Faulkner : You know, I've never thought that a woman's looks were more important than her brains or her heart. I thought I'd tried to teach you that.

  Nik Faulkner : You have, it's... it's just easy for you to think that way because you're so beautiful.

  Belinda Faulkner : Oh honey, don't you know how beautiful you are?

• Babyface Hamilton : Divorce is not a bad word anymore, Nicky. You might even see more of your parents than you do already, like at the therapists!

  Nik Faulkner : Therapist? I just got rid of my orthodontist!

• Nik Faulkner : I'm sacrificing my pride for the greater good of the family. When my mother sees this, she'll thank me. I'm being a bigger person by forgiving her first.

  Mouse Donovan : Wow. That's weird.

• Zack Bomback : The cool thing is that I've got fifteen new relatives, so this Christmas is gonna be fantastic. I'm very greedy.

  Nik Faulkner : Me too!

• Zack Bomback : We didn't have much in common. I mean, she doesn't like horror movies. How can you not like horror movies?

  Nik Faulkner : Maybe she's a communist.

• [Nick is opening a birthday gift from her best friends] 

  Nik Faulkner : Oh, you guys, it's so ugly! I love it.

  Mouse Donovan : Ugly is really 'in' right now.

• Nik Faulkner : Why have kids at all if you're too busy to take care of them?

• Nik Faulkner : I wish I was old enough to drink or dumb enough to smoke.

• Nik Faulkner : My parents are going to get a divorce and split up the twins like in that stupid Disney movie!

• Nik Faulkner : My best friend is Babyface and her best friend is Mouse.