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As Massagistas Profissionais (1976)

A womanizer gets a job as an instructor in a massage parlour.

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Credited cast:
Amândio ... Fung Ku
Wilza Carla ... Virgem
Edson Rabello ... Duda
Hugo Bidet ... Florindo Bocão
... Jacinto Brochard
Lícia Magna ... Maria
Marta Moyano ... Débora
Moacyr Deriquém ... Artur
Iara Stein ... Mara
Luiz Antônio Piá
Teresa Bento
Idel Alberto
Carlos Novil
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In Rio de Janeiro, Jacinto Brochard owns the massage parlor "Academia Mãos de Ouro" and the gay Florindo Bocão runs the business establishment. When they discover that two masseuses are prostituting in the place, Jacinto fires them and invites the virgins from the countryside Virgem and Berta to work in the massage parlor. The womanizer driver Duda de Almeida brings the women to the boarding house of Ms. Maria. Duda is hired as instructor by Jacinto and the hits on Maria's servant Julieta; on Gafanha, the wife of Maria's lodger Fung-Ku; and on the masseuses of the massage parlor. Meanwhile clients make a fuss in the place when the impotent Artur meets his wife Mara and her two lovers Serginho and Leão in the massage parlor. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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4 October 2011 | by See all my reviews

In Rio de Janeiro, Jacinto Brochard (Fernando José) owns the massage parlor "Academia Mãos de Ouro" and the gay Florindo Bocão (Hugo Bidet) runs the business establishment. When they discover that two masseuses are prostituting in the place, Jacinto fires them and invites the virgins from the countryside Virgem (Wilza Carla) and Berta to work in the massage parlor.

The womanizer driver Duda de Almeida (Edson Rabello) brings the women to the boarding house of Ms. Maria (Lícia Magna). Duda is hired as instructor by Jacinto and the hits on Maria's servant Julieta; on Gafanha, the wife of Maria's lodger Fung-Ku (Amândio); and on the masseuses of the massage parlor. Meanwhile clients make a fuss in the place when the impotent Artur meets his wife Mara and her two lovers Serginho and Leão in the massage parlor.

"As Massagistas Profissionais" is a "pornochanchada" (Brazilian erotic comedy) that can be defined in one word: awful. The plot is of such low- level that I would be afraid of someone that could laugh of the silly and stupid jokes. The performances, locations, cinematography, everything is very poor. The only thing that still worth is the naked bodies of a couple of "actresses". My vote is one (awful).

Title (Brazil): "As Massagistas Profissionais" ("The Professional Masseuses")


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