Can't Smeg Won't Smeg

TV Special
19981998

20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

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Chloë Annett in Can't Smeg Won't Smeg (1998)

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20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.

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Trivia
The Red Dwarf cast performed entirely in character, especially Craig Charles, who so completely threw himself into the role of Lister that he ate curry paste from the jar at one point.

Quotes
[Kochanski is reluctantly preparing to taste the food]
Ainsley Harriott: Want the blindfold on?
Kochanski: I think I'd rather eat the blindfold.

Connections
Featured in Red Dwarf: The First Three Million Years: Playing Pool with Planets (2020)

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the recipe works

This is not only a fun Red Dwarf bit, but a useful one too!

I have used the recipe quite a few times, and it is good! Word of warning though, don't try to cook while watching it (and who can cook when you are laughing?). Get the ingredients and instructions down on paper first.

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