Originally broadcast as part of "Red Dwarf Night" on Saturday 14 February 1998, a tenth-anniversary celebration of Red Dwarf
(1988), and is available on the Series 4 DVD. See more
I want you to show me all those wonderful ingredients you've brought. We're going to make a superb recipe. Okay, boys, let's see what you've brought so we can cook some culinary delight.
Well, we searched the galley cupboards and this is what we've found... one dead space weevil.
We got some wine made from urine recyc.
Ah! The '52, an excellent year, very smooth. No aftertaste or hair loss.
But I don't suppose that'd bother you, would it?
[Lister removes Ainsley's hat to reveal he is bald