An old man feigns having a heart condition so he can coerce an attractive young nurse into taking special care of him.An old man feigns having a heart condition so he can coerce an attractive young nurse into taking special care of him.An old man feigns having a heart condition so he can coerce an attractive young nurse into taking special care of him.
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Big breasts do not a film make
As stroke magazine publishers learned, perhaps dating back to Hugh Hefner's invention of Playboy 60 years ago, big naked breasts sell. That's all NURSE- MADE has to offer, in a particularly crummy porn film.
It has been recently unearthed on a two-fer with an even worse effort HEAD NURSE, so caveat emptor.
The four-character opus was shot MOS, and some dialog is randomly dubbed over not matching the visuals. The two heroines each have (their dubbers that is) lengthy erotic monologues, not of the exciting Bibi Andersson in Bergman's classic PERSONA variety, but merely sort of an audio book rendition of a stroke book chapter about early sexual experiences. These aural accounts are more interesting than the visual filler.
Unemployed practical nurse Joy Larsen occasionally walks around on the streets of Manhattan or sits in a park, but otherwise there are two dreary sets used for the full hour. Two creeps, old Art and young Tony concoct (in voice-over) a dumb scam to place an ad in the Times for a nurse, and get her to hump them. Joy answers the ad, and in the next room gets to overhear (as planned) them discussing old Art's will whereby his entire fortune will be inherited by any woman who is making love to him when he dies (causing it presumably), otherwise his estate goes to charity.
Hired as his 24-hour intensive care private nurse, Joy falls for it and keeps humping the white-haired coot for nearly half an hour of running time. Seeing that if anything he's getting healthier, she enlists the assistance of a pal Georgette to also hump him and speed up his fatal attack.
As noted above, the big breasts belonging to Georgette provided points of interest for me to survive the final half of the film, showcasing them. She's extremely short in stature but was probably a stripper, and anatomically closely resembles current natural huge breasts porn star Siri, replete with a fake red wig. Film almost crosses over into hardcore territory when "Georgette" masturbates, giving full attention with her hands to her thick bush but avoiding penetration. During a troilism scene of both gals servicing Art, Tony arrives on cue and gets a foursome going. The men's balls are shown, but no dicks so this is strictly soft-X.
A "shock" violent ending is merely stupid and has none of the significance often attributed to same by revisionist "porn scholars". It's hard to imagine a cheaper bait & switch using the commercial hook of "nurse" in the title (I recall Roger Corman packing 'em in at the drive-ins at this time with his series of R-rated nurse pictures): merely having Joy wear (and remove) a nurse's outfit. This was rudimentary, antiquated porn, already outdated when released.
It has been recently unearthed on a two-fer with an even worse effort HEAD NURSE, so caveat emptor.
The four-character opus was shot MOS, and some dialog is randomly dubbed over not matching the visuals. The two heroines each have (their dubbers that is) lengthy erotic monologues, not of the exciting Bibi Andersson in Bergman's classic PERSONA variety, but merely sort of an audio book rendition of a stroke book chapter about early sexual experiences. These aural accounts are more interesting than the visual filler.
Unemployed practical nurse Joy Larsen occasionally walks around on the streets of Manhattan or sits in a park, but otherwise there are two dreary sets used for the full hour. Two creeps, old Art and young Tony concoct (in voice-over) a dumb scam to place an ad in the Times for a nurse, and get her to hump them. Joy answers the ad, and in the next room gets to overhear (as planned) them discussing old Art's will whereby his entire fortune will be inherited by any woman who is making love to him when he dies (causing it presumably), otherwise his estate goes to charity.
Hired as his 24-hour intensive care private nurse, Joy falls for it and keeps humping the white-haired coot for nearly half an hour of running time. Seeing that if anything he's getting healthier, she enlists the assistance of a pal Georgette to also hump him and speed up his fatal attack.
As noted above, the big breasts belonging to Georgette provided points of interest for me to survive the final half of the film, showcasing them. She's extremely short in stature but was probably a stripper, and anatomically closely resembles current natural huge breasts porn star Siri, replete with a fake red wig. Film almost crosses over into hardcore territory when "Georgette" masturbates, giving full attention with her hands to her thick bush but avoiding penetration. During a troilism scene of both gals servicing Art, Tony arrives on cue and gets a foursome going. The men's balls are shown, but no dicks so this is strictly soft-X.
A "shock" violent ending is merely stupid and has none of the significance often attributed to same by revisionist "porn scholars". It's hard to imagine a cheaper bait & switch using the commercial hook of "nurse" in the title (I recall Roger Corman packing 'em in at the drive-ins at this time with his series of R-rated nurse pictures): merely having Joy wear (and remove) a nurse's outfit. This was rudimentary, antiquated porn, already outdated when released.
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- Jun 11, 2015
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