Four sorority girls with large breasts hike into the wood with their guide Lunk to find out the true story behind the Bare Wench. Then they show off their chests following a mangled version... See full summary »
Julie K. Smith,
A group of tourists arrives in Burkittsville, Maryland after seeing The Blair Witch Project (1999) to explore the mythology and phenomenon, only to come face to face with their own neuroses and possibly the witch herself.
Stephen Barker Turner,
A sexy and hilarious spoof about a couple who have just moved into a new home to consummate their relationship, but find peril around every corner due to an evil presence that haunts them whenever they attempt to be intimate.
William Patrick Riley,
Follows Andy, who needs to hook up with a hottie, pronto, because he hasn't had sex in... well, forever - and his luck isn't the only thing that's hard. His equally horny teenage roommates ... See full summary »
J. Chris Newberg
[Mike just found cigarettes]
You fuck! I thought you said we were fucking out! You fucking fuck! I oughta fucking kill you, you fuck!
Man, you cuss like Joe Pesci in "Good Fellas."
Shut the fuck up, you fuck...
[close up of Heather's face]
I am SO sorry for everything that's happened...
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Pauly Shore (off California Man) stars for about 10 minutes in this VERY, VERY low and budget "film" which "parodies" Blair Witch with lots of "jokes" strung together and dished out to the public.
This is not funny, not good or indeed anything. The first joke is probably okay - but then straight after that it just hurts so bad you just have to laugh AT it, and not WITH it.
There is no story, nothing - its just a load of jokes which are strung together by this camera man running through a forest.
There is also an annoyingly bad sequence with a black actor playing some insurance idiot who can't look in the camera right nor say his lines good. Why was he there? Indeed why is any of this trash called "comedy" there?
Do not rent, do not buy, do not even go round to your enemy and force him to watch this drivel - it is THAT bad.
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