Die Another Day (2002)
James Bond: [a device closes; cocks gun] So you lived to die another day... Colonel.
Graves: At last... I was beginning to think you would never guess.
James Bond: Was it painful? The gene therapy.
Graves: You couldn't possibly imagine.
James Bond: Oh, good. I'm glad to hear that.
Graves: But there have been compensations, like you floating around in peril. Granting you life day by day just to see you get wise. It's been fun.
James Bond: Well, the fun is about to come to a dead end.
James Bond: You know, I've missed your sparkling personality.
Zao: [punching Bond in the stomach] How's that for a punch line?
[Graves and Bond are fighting in a depressurizing plane]
Graves: Ya see Mr. Bond, you can't kill my dreams. But my dreams can kill you. Time to face destiny.
[James pulls Graves' parachute cord]
James Bond: Time to face gravity.
James Bond: I'm looking for a North Korean.
James Bond: Terrorist.
Raul: One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.
Miranda Frost: I know all about you, 007. Sex for dinner, death for breakfast. Well, it's not going to work with me.
James Bond: No?
Miranda Frost: No.
[Bond kisses Miss Frost again]
James Bond: You're getting good at this.
Miranda Frost: Oh, stop it. Are we still being watched?
James Bond: No, they left ages ago.
Miranda Frost: Oh God, you're impossible! Come on, let's get out of here.
Graves: We only met briefly, but you left a lasting impression. You see, when your intervention forced me to present the world with a new face, I chose to model the disgusting Gustav Graves on you. I paid attention to details - that unjustifiable swagger, the crass quips, the self-defence mechanism concealing such inadequacy...
James Bond: [holding up his Walther P99] My self-defence mechanism's right here.
Miranda Frost: Hah! I can read your every move!
Jinx: [Jinx stabs Miranda with a knife embedded in a copy of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"]
Jinx: Read THIS...
[kicks the knife in Miranda's chest]
Patient: What the hell do you want? I don't need a goddamn wheelchair.
James Bond: No?
James Bond: You do now.
Graves: [Spoiler Quote]
[Miranda point her gun at Graves]
Graves: So... Miss Frost is not all she seems.
James Bond: Looks can be deceptive.
Graves: Yes. By the way, did you find out who betrayed you in North Korea?
James Bond: Only a matter of time.
Graves: You never even thought of looking inside your own organization?
[Miranda turns against MI6 by pointing the gun at James]
Graves: She was right under your nose.
Miranda Frost: [James shoots, but his gun is empty] It was so good of you to bring your gun in bed with us.
James Bond: Yes. Occupational hazard.
[throws the empty pistol on the floor]
Graves: You see, I have a gift. An instinct for sensing people's weaknesses. Yours is women. Hers and mine are winning, whatever the cost. So when I arranged for that fatal overdose for the true victor at Sydney, I won myself my very own MI6 agent, using everthing at my disposal - her brains, her talent, even her sex.
James Bond: The coldest weapon of all.
Peaceful: I'm Peaceful Fountains of Desire, the masseuse. I come with compliments of the manager.
James Bond: I'm sure you do. Come in.
Peaceful: On the bed please. Face down.
James Bond: Yes, of course.
[Bond wraps his arms around Peaceful]
Peaceful: I'm not that kind of masseuse.
James Bond: [Bond grabs her hand and grabs the gun from her inner thigh holster] I'm not that kind of customer.
[entering the 5-star hotel drenched in hospital clothes]
James Bond: My usual suite, please.
Snooty Desk clerk: [sarcastically] Do you have a credit card... or any luggage?
James Bond: I see you don't chase dreams, you live them.
Graves: One of the virtues of never sleeping, Mr. Bond. I have to live my dreams. Besides, plenty of time to sleep when you're dead.
Graves: [fencing with Bond] Since you've upped the stakes, let's up the weapons, shall we? Let's do this the old-fashioned way - first blood drawn from the torso!
[He grabs two swords and throws one to Bond]
James Bond: You know, you're cleverer than you look.
Q: Still, better than looking cleverer than you are.
James Bond: You must be joking.
Q: As I learned from my predecessor, Bond, I never joke about my work.
Colonel Moon: You will not live to see the day all Korea is ruled by the North.
James Bond: Then you and I have something in common.
[Q and Bond enter Q's office as Bond looks around at the vast array of devices left over from previous cases]
James Bond: So, this is where they keep the old relics, then, eh?
Q: I'll have you know our TOP cutting-edge technology is designed here.
James Bond: [releasing the knife from the briefcase used in the From Russia With Love affair and fingering a blade] Point taken...
Q: Must you touch everything?
James Bond: [seeing his Thunderball jet pack] Hey, does this still work?
[James activates the jet pack, and Q struggles to subdue it]
Q: Now look...
James Bond: [holding up the knife-studded shoe worn by Rosa Klebb years ago] So where is this cutting-edge stuff?
Q: I'm trying to get to it.
Graves: You only get one shot at life. Why waste it on sleep?
James Bond: Check the tape. You'll find he's dead and she only has a flesh wound.
Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there, Double-O-Zero?
Mr. Chang: Ah, Mr Bond, a little thank you from us.
[Hands a box to Bond]
James Bond: [Bond finds money and a ticket to Cuba in the box] Cuba.
Mr. Chang: It seems Mr. Zao has lost himself in Havana. If you find him, say goodbye from us.
James Bond: With pleasure.
Q: [Explaining the Aston Martin] ... Your new transportation
[nothing visible on the platform]
James Bond: I think you've been down here too long...
James Bond: [after he gives Col. Moon the briefcase full of diamonds, rigged with explosives] Don't blow it all at once.
Doctor: [Examining a medical scan of Bond after his release from North Korean prison] Liver not too good. It's definitely him then.
General Moon: I don't know you.
Graves: You always found it difficult to accept me. That made my exile easier to bear, but, I never forgot what you taught me: In war, the victorious strategist only seeks battle...
Graves: You see, father, I remember my Art of War.
Miss Moneypenny: [Moneypenny is typing a disinformative newspaper report in her office, when 007 walks in] James!
James Bond: Moneypenny.
[Bond and Moneypenny embrace and kiss. Bond lays Moneypenny out on her desk]
Miss Moneypenny: Oh, James...
[Continue kissing, when all of a sudden... ]
Q: [walking in] Moneypenny?
[Moneypenny sits up abruptly and removes a pair of virtual reality simulation centre glasses]
Miss Moneypenny: Um... I was... um... just testing it out.
[She blushes and buttons her blouse]
Q: Oh, it's rather hard, isn't it?
Miss Moneypenny: Yes... very...
James Bond: Do you believe in bad luck?
Jinx: Let's just say my relationships don't seem to last.
James Bond: I know the feeling.
Miranda Frost: [Naked, in bed with Bond] This is crazy. You're a 00.
James Bond: It's only a number.
Reporter: We've been hearing rumors about the Icarus space program. What's the big secret?
Graves: It's not a secret, it's a surprise.
Mr. Van Bierk: [stepping out of helicopter] Look, what is this? I'm supposed to...
[Bond puts a gun to Mr. Van Bierk's head and takes his sunglasses]
James Bond: [Bond breaks a glass partition, revealing Chinese agents watching him] You didn't think I knew that you were always Chinese intelligence Chang?
Mr. Chang: Hong Kong's our turf now, Bond.
James Bond: Well, don't worry. I'm not here to take it back.
[James Bond saves himself and Jinx from certain death by piloting a helicopter from a standing start at 10,000 feet]
James Bond: [to Jinx] Now... you said something about going down... together?
Colonel Moon: Mr Van Bierk.
[Picks up Tankbuster]
Colonel Moon: Our new tankbuster. Depleted uranium shells, naturally.
James Bond: Naturally.
Q: [Explaining to Bond his new "adaptive camouflage" Aston Martin] To the casual eye, it's as good as invisible. Plus all the usual refinements: eject seat torpedoes, target seeking shotguns to shoot down mobile objects.
James Bond: Vodka martini, plenty of ice... if you can spare it.
Miranda Frost: Mr. Bond. And Miss...?
Jinx: Swift, "Space and Technology" magazine.
Miranda Frost: Really? I take it Mr. Bond's been explaining his Big Bang theory?
Jinx: Oh yeah, I think I got the thrust of it.
Jinx: Wait, don't pull it out. I'm not finished with it yet.
James Bond: See? It's a perfect fit.
Jinx: Uh-hm. Leave it in.
James Bond: It's gotta come out sooner or later.
Jinx: No, leave it in, please. Few more minutes?
James Bond: We really have to get these back.
[Takes a diamond out of Jinx's belly button]
Jinx: Still the good guys, huh?
James Bond: I'm still not quite sure - how good you are.
Jinx: I am *so* good.
James Bond: Especially when you're bad.
James Bond: What are you, CIA?
Jinx: NSA. Hello, we're on the same side.
James Bond: Doesn't mean we're after the same thing.
Jinx: Sure it does. World peace, unconditional love, and our little friend with the expensive acne.
James Bond: Give me the old fashioned target range, Quartermaster.
Q: Yes, well, it's called the future, so get used to it.
Miranda Frost: [door opens; Jinx kicks Zao in the face] Ooh! Yeah, nice moves just like Bond. He was pretty vigorous last night as well.
Jinx: He did you? I didn't know he was that desperate.
Miranda Frost: Well, he's not coming back for you. He just died running, trying to save his own skin. Yeah.
[attempts to touch the leather of Jinx's jacket but Jinx pushes her away]
Miranda Frost: Oh, that's pretty good tailoring. I hope it doesn't shrink when it gets wet.
Graves: You have no idea how much Icarus is about to change your world.
Reporter: Are you going to try out for the British fencing team? We hear you have been training furiously.
Graves: I never get furious. As we say in fencing, "What's the point?'
M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business.
Reporter: After an entrance like that you can't be surprised you've been called a self-publicizing adrenaline junkie, can you?
Graves: I prefer the term adventurer.
Raul: We may have lost the Revolution, but our health system is second to none.
James Bond: You don't seem to have done too badly after the Revolution...
Raul: We all have our ways of getting by - you would be surprised how many government officials come to me with little reminders about decadent times.
James Bond: I know - can I take these?
[He holds up a book about birds written by his namesake and a pair of binoculars]
James Bond: There will be others after me. You know that.
Graves: Oh, you mean your American friend Jinx? Soon to be the victim of a tragedy. An ice palace can be such a treacherous place.
General Moon: Fifty years after the superpowers carved Korea in two... and then you arrive. A British spy. It's proved the hardliners correct, that we cannot trust the west. And you... you took away my son!
James Bond: Your firing squad there should have done the job for me.
James Bond: You think I haven't always known you're Chinese intelligence, Chang?
Mr. Chang: Hong Kong's our turf now, Bond!
James Bond: Don't worry, I'm not here to take it back. Put your hands down.
Mr. Chang: What the hell do you want?
James Bond: Just to help you settle a score. Zao killed three of your men. You get me into North Korea, I'll take care of him for you.
Mr. Chang: What's in it for you?
James Bond: A chance to get even.
Colonel Moon: How do you propose to kill me know, Mr. Bond? It's pathetic! You British still believe you have the right to police the world. But, you will not live to see the day, all Korea is ruled by the North.
James Bond: Then you and I have something in common.
James Bond: Perhaps you could send up my tailor and some food.
Mr. Chang: The lobster's good - with quails eggs and sliced seaweed.
James Bond: Mm-hmm. And if there's any left, eh, '61 Bollinger.
Mr. Chang: Of course.
M: Well, it seems you've become useful again.
James Bond: Hmm, then maybe it's time you let me get on with my job.
Q: [after a virtual reality shootout exercise] Forgive my mentioning 007 but a perfect marksman isn't really supposed to shoot his own boss.
James Bond: Check the replay. You'll find he's dead and she's only got a flesh wound.
Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there, 00-zero.
Q: Now, a new watch. This should be your 20th, I believe.
James Bond: How time flies.
Q: Yes, well 007, why don't you establish a record by actually returning this one.
Graves: Glad you could make it Mr. Bond. How did you like my run?
James Bond: Like a man on the edge of losing control.
Graves: It's only by being on the edge that we know who we really are - under the skin.
James Bond: I'm checking out. Thanks for the Kiss of Life.
James Bond: Can I expect the pleasure of you in Iceland?
Miranda Frost: I'm afraid you'll never have that pleasure, Mr. Bond.
Colonel Moon: That'll teach you to lecture me. Get me another anger management therapist.
Falco: You were supposed to throw away the key, not leave the door wide open.
M: Are you saying I had a hand in his escape?
Falco: Well, he did get away real fast.
M: Well that is what he is trained to do...
M: What did you find in Cuba?
James Bond: A clinic specializing in gene therapy - new identities courtesy of DNA transplants.
M: A self-called beauty parlour... We heard rumours of such a place - I didn't think it even existed!
James Bond: It doesn't any more...
Zao: [to Colonel Moon] His name is James Bond. A British assassin.
Jinx: [when the lasers are threatening to cut her] Switch them off, or I'll be half the girl I used to be!
Falco: I hope nobody here's superstitious. That's one big mirror we're about to break.
Falco: We're here in case things escalate, not to make sure they do.
Falco: You get your house in order, or we're gonna do it for you.
Colonel Moon: I studied at Oxford and Harvard. Majored in Western hypocrisy.
James Bond: Nothing to see till the morning. Not out there anyway.
Jinx: So, what do predators do - when the sun goes down?
James Bond: They feast - like there's no tomorrow.
Jinx: Are you always this frisky?
James Bond: I've been missing the touch of a good woman.
Jinx: [Jokingly pulls out a knife] Who says I'm good?
Miranda Frost: [Talking to M, referring to Bond] With great respect, a man like him could blow my cover.
M: In your three years in Cryptology, you've managed to keep business and pleasure separate. You haven't fraternized with any of your fellow agents - despite several advances.
Miranda Frost: I think it would be foolish to get involved with someone within the community - especially James Bond.
Miranda Frost: Mr. Bond.
James Bond: Aw, Miss Frost.
Miranda Frost: I'll show you your room.
James Bond: A palace of ice! You must feel right at home.
Jinx: Sorry I left you in an explosive situation. You're a big boy. I figured you could handle it yourself.
James Bond: No wonder your relationships don't last.
Jinx: I'm a girl that just doesn't like to get tied down.
Miranda Frost: [Grabs Bond and kisses him] M warned me this would happen.
James Bond: That's why you tried so hard not to be interested in me.
Miranda Frost: Oh God, you're even worse than your file says.
James Bond: [Being observed by Graves Security Guards] They don't look too convinced. Come on, put your back into it.
[Kisses Miss Frost]
Miranda Frost: He'll light the fuse on any explosive situation, and be a danger to himself and others.
James Bond: The same person who set me up then has just set me up again, to get Zao out. So, I'm going after him!
M: The only place you're going is our evaluation center in the Falklands. 00 status receded.
Miranda Frost: [after a grueling sword fight gets out of hand]
Miranda Frost: That is enough!
Jinx: Oh, I'm just here for the birds. Ornithologist.
Jinx: Aw, ornithologist, huh? Wow. Now there's a mouthful.