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Crackerjack 3 (2000)

PG-13 | | Action, Adventure | 24 March 2003 (UK)
A group of retired spies once former enemies, are forced to work together in an attempt to retrieve a neutron bomb stolen by a group of new-wave, high-tech operatives who have supplanted ... See full summary »

Director:

Lloyd A. Simandl

Writer:

Chris Hyde (as Christopher Hyde)
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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Bo Svenson ... Jack Thorn
Olivier Gruner ... Marcus Clay
Leo Rossi ... Ricky Santeria-Ramos
Amy Weber ... Kelly Jones
Milan Gargula Milan Gargula ... Benny Goldman
Robert Russell Robert Russell ... Yuri Katchkov
Jan Nemejovský ... Kurt von Brunner
Gregory Linington ... Griswald
Noel le Bon Noel le Bon ... Kelp
Max Norlin Max Norlin ... Dieter
Borivoj Navrátil ... Pierre Lapin
Phillip Lee Seger Phillip Lee Seger ... Pvt. Berman
Michael Rogers Michael Rogers ... Sergeant
Daniela Krhutova Daniela Krhutova ... Young French Woman
Robert Porkert Robert Porkert ... Sergei
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A group of retired spies once former enemies, are forced to work together in an attempt to retrieve a neutron bomb stolen by a group of new-wave, high-tech operatives who have supplanted them in the post-Cold War intelligence game. Written by Anonymous

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Action | Adventure

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for action violence, a scene of sexuality and brief language | See all certifications »
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Connections

Referenced in The Cinema Snob: Crackerjack 2: Hostage Train (2017) See more »

Soundtracks

The Fishing Song
Words & Music by Peter Allen
Sung by Jim Woodyard
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Unwatchable Garbage! no stars out of *****
22 January 2009 | by WelshfilmfanSee all my reviews

I'd like to start by saying, I LOVE B-movies....seriously...I am a big fan of Lundgren,Van Damme,Norris,Snipes,Seagal and the rest & even find a lot of undemanding cerebral pleasure from Sci-Fi Channel Originals. But this is so unwatchable I've never watched it to the end, I always end up switching off at the Garden gnome in the factory scene, Because I Just think to myself...what I doing watching this garbage...

I think judging by the soundtrack (of what I've seen) this is meant to be very tongue in cheek...what with the jaunty Country Music during the fishing scene and whatnot....but this is just terrible, the actors are sleepwalking, The Director couldn't care less and the production budget while not THAT low is used badly...very badly..

Soooo many people on IMDb refer to various Movies being worse than ED Wood's, I very much doubt many of them have actually seen his Films, they just use his name as a reference.... Well I have seen some of his movies... and can tell you that this is far worse!!! at least Wood's films were Watchable in a so bad it's good way, This stuff just rapes your Brain and makes you thicker every time you watch it.... after 4 attempts now of trying and failing to making it past the mentioned scene, the DVD is now in the Trash Can.

I can't believe my eyes when I See More people have given this unwatchable garbage a rating of 10 than anything else......My god!!! people actually rate this - up there with Casablanca....Well you guys should surely be dragged away from your houses from guys in white coats anytime now.

No stars out of *****

(If I see another film that's worse, I'd be very Surprised)


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Country:

Canada | Czech Republic

Language:

English

Release Date:

24 March 2003 (UK) See more »

Also Known As:

Könnyen vedd a halált! 3. See more »

Filming Locations:

Prague, Czech Republic

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Dolby Digital

Color:

Color
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