Sean 'Blood Hands' Donahue is the implausibly resilient, zero tolerance Miles, disillusioned ex-cop turned righteous video vigilante, using one steely, muscular hand to film the parole violating skells, the other as his clenched, iron-hard hammer of ultimate vengeance, always primed and cocked to permanently retire recidivist criminals, sending their ragged, busted-up remains to the misbegotten hell that spawned them! BOOM!!!!! It is a genuinely elusive thrill to discover a bodacious B-Movie that is quite so generously stuffed to bursting point with audaciously entertaining weirdness and untamed psychotronic madness, but 'Patrol Violators' is all that and a freebie packet of gin-soaked prophylactics! There's a trauma-inducing, super-freaky logic to the Donahue brother's low budget, energized, high-test, high impact fight frenzy schematics. If you don't understand something, kick it! Shoot at it! Shout at it! Or throw yourself manfully on top of a rapidly moving vehicle! Right on! Miles is one tenacious Video Cop!
From the gutsy opening sequence where the despicable sleaze Chino (Rey Garcia) is released from a 5-year stretch the giddy viewer discovers somewhat ironically that 'Parole Violators' takes no prisoners, as pint-sized, powerhouse kickboxing crim-killer Miles and his honourable Kung Fu crusade to righteously clean up the skell-encrusted streets is an unrelenting tour de force of spleen-shattering, Bad Guy busting, bullet-thrashed barrage on the B-Movie senses that is wholly unsurpassed in its relentless, fur-flailing ferocity! The vivid, non-stop action and hyperactive weirdness makes 'The Miami Connection' look like month old baloney! As the dangerously nerve-strafing stunts, stupendously earnest, unfiltered 'acting' and frequent grisly-gory fight scenes overwhelm you like Jim Van Bebber's 'Deadbeat at Dawn' on tainted Donkey biscuits!
Rigorously maintaining DTV action movie protocols, the 'maniacal climax in the Abandoned Warehouse' is a triumphant symphony of generously blood-spattered, awesomely acrobatic svelte-limbed savagery and audacious Gun Fu mayhem! But be prepared to put reality into a blender when you experience 'Parole Violators' as you shall never see action movies in quite the same again!
In summation, I sincerely feel that the astronomically awesome 'Parole Violators' has the kind of singularly frenzied, hysterical madness you only generally see in a Godfrey Ho 'cut n' paste-Ninja epics', and if Wile E Coyote made action movies it might resemble Patrick G. Donahue's vastly under praised dopamine-injected DTV doozie!
'While ancient legends claim the big cheese string in the sky made the earth and all its myriad marvels in 6 days, but it is a provable fact that low budget mavericks Patrick G. Donahue and his fleet-fisted brother Sean made 'Parole Violators' a hard-hitting celluloid reality, thereby creating nothing less than a bona fide martial arts miracle!'BOOM!!!!
