Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman (2000 Video)
Jack Frost: 20% chance of frostbite and 100% chance of death!
Jack Frost: I now pronounce you... totally fucking dead
Sam Tiler: Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack gouged eyes out with candlesticks.
Marla: Oh, come on, Sam, we don't even know if it's Jack Frost.
Sam Tiler: No, Marla, it's probably some other walking, talking snowman that everybody's talking about.
Agent Harrington: Great. Make a list: "Things that would have been useful to know five minutes ago".
Agent Harrington: Sam's got a runner!
Captain Fun: Why are you talking to your watch?
Agent Harrington: Old habit!
Sam Tiler: [in the bathroom looking out at the snowy winter landscape] Honey?
Anne Tiler: [in bed, sleepy] What, sweety?
Sam Tiler: I'm having that dream again!
Anne Tiler: That's okay, I know you would never leave me for Claudia Schiffer.
Sam Tiler: No, no, no, no, no. Not that one. The other one.
Captain Fun: Anti-freeze? ANTI-FREEZE? We are on a tropical island, for Christ's sake!