Born Romantic (2000)
Second Cab Driver: So, when a woman says to you 'What a beautiful cock', she's lying. And who's she lying to? Herself. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe you do have a beautiful cock. I can't say. But I suspect it looks something like mine. And I know mine's no oil painting.
Eddie: Let's go to Day of the Dead.
Jocelyn: I can't fly.
Eddie: Sure you can.
Jocelyn: They crash.
Eddie: We'll get a boat.
Jocelyn: [after opening a gift from Eddie] Why me? Why buy this? Why are you so interested in me?
Eddie: Don't you like it?
Jocelyn: It's-it's the best present anyone's ever bought me.
Eddie: What's wrong with that?
Jocelyn: I'm a weirdo. Look, if-if you like me, you must be a weirdo as well.
Eddie: Well, yeah.
Jimmy: Are you alright?
Jocelyn: My boyfriend just tried to mug me!
Jimmy: You can't trust anyone these days.
First Cab Driver: What's a misogynist?
Second Cab Driver: You.
First Cab Driver: I know that, but what does it mean?
Fergus: And you think you're just gonna bump into her in London?
Libby: Well, you know, make a few calls. Made a list of all her favorite things. You know, list of her mates and stuff. She liked bloody marys.
Fergus: Oh, that'll help.
Libby: Roller skating.
Fergus: This is eight years ago, right?
Libby: And the Elgin Marbles. British Museum, eh?
Fergus: So you might find her roller skating around the Elgin Marbles drinking a bloody mary.
Libby: Well, you never know, do you?
Eleanor: I'm bisexual.
Frankie: That's all right. So am I. I'm not really. I just thought I should say that.
Eddie: The thing is, I've got a crush on you. It's more than a crush. It's a stampede. Yeah, I got a stampede on you.