[After establishing that the children in general are at fault for the state of the nation
Well, well, we could, ah, talk forever - is there a solution?
Yes! I have it here. It's a tuning fork. I acquired it through the Sunday Times recent innovation feature.
Tuning Fork of Annihilation: Broadcast a melodious hum of this durable stainless steel tuning fork across the airwaves and cause the destruction of all domestic televisions and the death of all children who hear it. Wow, what will they ...
By Terra Ferma
Written, Produced and Arranged by Claudio Giussani
Recorded and Mastered at Wild Eyed Studios See more