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Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ... See full summary »


Kevin Campbell


Kevin Campbell
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Cast overview, first billed only:
Kira Reed Lorsch ... Fantasy Girl (as Kira Reed)
Angela Brubaker Angela Brubaker ... Angela
Jeff Nicholson ... Stephen
Renee Deemer Renee Deemer ... Heather
T. Scott Becker T. Scott Becker ... Chubby (as T. Scott Becker)
Jared Brubaker Jared Brubaker ... Maverick
Donr Sneed Donr Sneed ... Mr. X
Adam Burns Adam Burns ... Flamer
Matthew Mertz Matthew Mertz ... Alarm Geek
Lee Schinagl Lee Schinagl ... Lardus Maximus
Tamara Lentz Tamara Lentz ... Ophelia
Sunny Graves Sunny Graves ... Jane
Alissa Shanley Alissa Shanley ... Bethany
Cathryn Farnsworth Cathryn Farnsworth ... Abigail
Brooke Martin Brooke Martin ... Hanna


Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software! Written by CntrlTrack

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From Infinity... To The Mall See more »


Action | Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Did You Know?


During the ending credits it's shown that one of the topless body doubles during the catfight is Kira Reed Lorsch. The other body double was also the topless body double for Angela the head cheerleader. The uncredited body double was also in the lesbian dream sequence. See more »


During the catfight two of the cheerleaders tear each other's blouses off revealing their breasts. After the catfight all seven cheerleaders have their shirts intact. The topless shot was done by two obvious body doubles. See more »

Crazy Credits

In the opening credits right after the title of the movie: "Other Titles We Didn't Use" Crouching Tiger, Hidden .357 Kick-Box Kennel Bitches in Heat 101 Way to Wok Your Dog Teen Sewer Tramps Slaughter Helpless Baby Seals Used Love Dolls: We Got 'Em Cheap See more »


References Barb Wire (1996) See more »

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grotesquely bad
22 June 2006 | by BanzaemonSee all my reviews

I love watching bad movies and laughing thru them. i couldn't laugh at this. its just horrific. the jokes are painful, almost all of them involve farting which usually stops being funny after 6 years old. random nudity was the best bit, the worst was the spoofing of other films, the gay guys horrible acting, the bad sound, fuzzy picture, rat-ass acting, insanley cringeable sound effects, rubbish visual effects and shaz-house-rat plot. worst film I've ever seen, a title previousley held by the invisible maniac. its total crap. avoid. it took two hours of my life. i want them back.

Sometimes i wish IMDb would let us give zero stars.

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25 November 2003 (USA) See more »

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