Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ...
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Three college cheerleaders (and after-school go-go dancers) use their martial arts skills to save their Sensei from mafia kidnappers, but must keep their extracurricular activities a secret to realize their Ivy League dreams at Brown.
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Lynette Walden and Chris Mulkey star in this action-packed ride through the sexy and dangerous world of flesh for sale and murder for hire. Harley-riding Angel (Lynette Walden) plays to win... See full summary »
Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software!Written by
During the ending credits it's shown that one of the topless body doubles during the catfight is Kira Reed Lorsch. The other body double was also the topless body double for Angela the head cheerleader. The uncredited body double was also in the lesbian dream sequence. See more »
During the catfight two of the cheerleaders tear each other's blouses off revealing their breasts. After the catfight all seven cheerleaders have their shirts intact. The topless shot was done by two obvious body doubles. See more »
In the opening credits right after the title of the movie: "Other Titles We Didn't Use" Crouching Tiger, Hidden .357 Kick-Box Kennel Bitches in Heat 101 Way to Wok Your Dog Teen Sewer Tramps Slaughter Helpless Baby Seals Used Love Dolls: We Got 'Em Cheap See more »
I have been reading the negative comments on this film and all I can say is that they must be a pack of humorless folks. Hot girls in tight fitting cheerleader and parochial school uniforms. Plenty of breasts and low brow humor. Geeks galore and giant robots wiping their butt with The Enterprise from Star Trek. What more can you ask for? It ain't a classic, but it's still a lot of fun to watch and the dialogue is hilarious. Cheerleader Ninjas is welcome at my house anytime. The acting is above standard for this kind of film and we get to see Kira Reed in all her natural glory. Plus the guy who plays Chubby's older brother is funnier than Hell. Go Cheerleader Ninjas!
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