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Cheerleader Ninjas (2002)

Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's ... See full summary »

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
Kira Reed Lorsch ... Fantasy Girl (as Kira Reed)
Angela Brubaker Angela Brubaker ... Angela
Jeff Nicholson ... Stephen
Renee Deemer Renee Deemer ... Heather
T. Scott Becker T. Scott Becker ... Chubby (as T. Scott Becker)
Jared Brubaker Jared Brubaker ... Maverick
Donr Sneed Donr Sneed ... Mr. X
Adam Burns Adam Burns ... Flamer
Matthew Mertz Matthew Mertz ... Alarm Geek
Lee Schinagl Lee Schinagl ... Lardus Maximus
Tamara Lentz Tamara Lentz ... Ophelia
Sunny Graves Sunny Graves ... Jane
Alissa Shanley Alissa Shanley ... Bethany
Cathryn Farnsworth Cathryn Farnsworth ... Abigail
Brooke Martin Brooke Martin ... Hanna
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Four perky, clueless cheerleaders from the Happy Valley High Hamsters are mistakenly blamed by the meddling Church Ladies for the invasion of the "Internet smut" into their children's bedrooms. The Church Ladies hire Stephen, a sexually ambiguous teacher from the local Parochial Reform School, to teach the cheerleaders a lesson. But the cheerleaders have more than Stephen to worry about...lurking in the shadows is Mr. X, an evil mastermind who is using the cheerleaders as guinea pigs to test his Internet Zombie Domination software! Written by CntrlTrack

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They're out for revenge...Just don't ask them to spell it. See more »

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Rated R for strong sexual content, nudity, language and crude humor | See all certifications »

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Language:

English

Release Date:

25 November 2003 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Убить Де Билла See more »

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Trivia

During the ending credits it's shown that one of the topless body doubles during the catfight is Kira Reed Lorsch. The other body double was also the topless body double for Angela the head cheerleader. The uncredited body double was also in the lesbian dream sequence. See more »

Goofs

During the catfight two of the cheerleaders tear each other's blouses off revealing their breasts. After the catfight all seven cheerleaders have their shirts intact. The topless shot was done by two obvious body doubles. See more »

Crazy Credits

At the end of the credits this message appears: "Special thanks to those viewers who are so bored as to actually sit through all these credits to this final one. Thanks, and don't ever let anyone ask you to pull their finger!" See more »

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References Barb Wire (1996) See more »

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(sigh) not as good as it sounds
28 December 2003 | by cojo240See all my reviews

Like many movies (Surf Nazis Must Die! is a good example), this film doesn't live up to its title. The premise was brilliant: cheerleader squad faces off against gang of Catholic schoolgirls. Who doesn't like ninjas (or cheerleaders)? The problem, though, is the film makers had aproximatley $3.50 to work with, so there are no severed limbs or heads or even ninjas "flipping out." The film makes no effort to hide its crappy budget; in fact, it takes every opportunity to lampoon itself (intentionally bad plot, special effects, dialogue). This is funny for a while, but near the end I just wanted the movie to be over. Of course, there is the obligatory nudity, as well as a ton of toilet humor. I'll admit I laughed hard some of the gags, but the last hour or so of the movie is pretty tough to get through. Hardcore b-movie afficianados might get a kick out of this, but everyone else should steer clear.


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